Lost at Sea
Live from the sold out Grand Ball Room on board the Pride of America
as it cruises the Hawaiian Islands.
Sunday Night June 7th, 2009
8:00pm EST
*****One hour prior to the ppv going live on the air.*****
[ We find the King of the Deathmatch Champion Redentor getting ready for his match with Abaddon. Jesus "Chuy" Arias comes walking up carrying a life vest and water wings. ]
The King of the Deathmatch Champion Redentor - What the hell?
Jesus "Chuy" Arias - Just in case you know, didn't know how good a swimmer you are.
The King of the Deathmatch Champion Redentor - Don't worry Chuy, I won't taste the ocean spray.
Jesus "Chuy" Arias - Who's talking about drinks here man, I don't wanna see you in the water.
[ Redentor shakes his head and walks away. Before the show, people are lining up to get into the ballroom for Lost at Sea when suddenly they hear explosions. They turn and see a pirate ship headed for them firing it's cannons!!! ]
[ The people start to panic when suddenly they see The G.O.A.T. Champion "The Monster" Tank Edge in the crows nest. The ship draws close as Tank grabs a rope and swings onto the crusieliner. The fans cheer as he high fives the crowd, he kicks open the door and the people start to enter the ballroom. ]
[ The shows opens with the Titantron showing the Empires promo video package with all the stars of the Empire and their high risk, high impact moves and the music of "'Till I Collapse" by Eminem blasting across the arena. The sold out crowd goes bananas. Finally, Adrenaline comes onto air as the cameras pan the crowd checking out all the fans with their hand made signs waving in the air. After a minute of circling the arena, the camera focuses on the ring where we see pyro exploding from all four ring posts!! The show swings over to our broadcaster table as "British Royalty" Phillip Greenway and "The Messiah" Chris Simmons are standing by. ]

"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Good evening folks and welcome to "Lost at Sea"!!! Chris, we have a great ppv in store for all these people tonight!!! Eight incredible matches and it all culminates with the Emperor's Crown title being put on the line in the main event as the champion Drake Connors walks into a steel cage against his opponent Richy!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - This is so much more than a steel cage match Brit. There were some very special stipulations added to this match tonight. In order to win this match and become the new Emperor's Crown champion, you must scale a twenty foot tall ladder and retrieve the gold. And don't even think about climbing out of the cage and escaping because around the ring tonight there is a mot filled with some of the deadliest sharks in the world. Two men walk into that cage, but only one man walks out the champion. This match will settle things between Drake and Richy once and for all.
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Chris, in other action tonight we will see the Women's champion Pixie defending her title in a Singapore Cane match against the challenger Julia Easter. Julia is a very good mat technician and I believe that she's going to give Pixie all she can handle.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Brit, this match isn't about being a mat technician. It's about beating the shit out of each other with a damn Singapore cane!!! Have you ever seen two women beat the hell out of each other with canes? I know I haven't. And the champion? Pixie's fucking snapped. This past week she accused Crimson of raping her. This young woman has a few screws loose.
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Another big match tonight is for the Greatest Of All Time championship as Tank Edge defends his gold against all the Thrillers including Shane McMahon.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - That's right. For the past month Shane has targeted Tank and his family. First Shane took out his son Connor and his friend Samantha Skylar. Shane then suspended Tank for a week. If Shane has his way, he's going to do whatever it takes to get that title off of Tank.
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - In another title match Chris, we will see the new number one contenders the A.K.A. challenge the Disposable Heroes for their Unified World Tag team titles tonight. Jessie and Scorpion are not on the same page and it should be interesting to see if they can even wrestle as a team.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Same page Brit? These two guys aren't even in the same book!!! They couldn't be any more far apart!!! This is going to get ugly if you ask me. I really don't expect the champions to retain tonight. The odds are so much against them it's not funny. I predict we will see new tag team champions tonight.
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Chris, tonight Lindsey Calloway takes on Caitline McMahon in a number one contendership match for the Women's World title. But that's not all. The winner of this match will also be named as the special guest referee in tonight's Women's title match. Talk about huge possibilities for each diva!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - This past month Lindsey has gotten better and better and I think that she's primed and ready to step up to the next level. Tonight she takes that step and waiting in the wings is either Julia Easter or Pixie. Either way, it's going to be a long difficult road.
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - In another huge match tonight, ten men will walk into the ring and do battle in an Over the Top Rope Battle Royal to crown a new number one contender to the United States xXx title.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - What a treat for whoever can win this match!!! They get a shot at the United States title, and they get to face the UNDEFEATED Davisson Cage!!! Hahaha!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - That is IF Cage walks out of his match tonight with the title right?
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - IF? There is no fucking IF Brit. Cage WILL walk out of that match tonight with his title still in hand!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Well let's talk about that shall we. For the past month Mark and Pezzer have been assembling teams that will meet later tonight in a Lethal Lockdown match. Now this match is full of stipulations. Whoever team loses, whether it be Mark or Pezzer; that losing man will be exiled from the Empire!!! Not exactly a situation either man wants to face right now.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Just imagine what the Empire would be like if Mark gets exiled?! Not fucking good. Not good at all.
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Another big stipulation is that whoever pins Davisson Cage tonight will walk out the new United States champion!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - That's IF he gets pinned and that IS NOT going to happen!!! That strap is coming home with US tonight!!! There's not a man on Team Pezzer that is worthy of wearing that title!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Chris, your boys title is not the only title on the line in this match tonight. If by chance that the Unified World Tag team champions can get along long enough to make it into this match with the titles, they too will be on the line!!! If either Scorpion OR Jessie Ross gets pinned, then the pinning man will walk out of that cage with both World Tag Team titles and will be able to pick his own partner!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Man the Disposable Heroes are screwed tonight!!! First the A.K.A. and then if they have luck on their side they have to go into that cage on opposite sides and hope that neither of them gets pinned? Man this is going to be a fucking nightmare for both of these guys!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - And in a last minute addition to the match Chris, Pezzer has promised Klown a King of the Deathmatch title shot IF he can score the win for Team Pezzer!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Brit, Pezzer has done everything in his power to pump up his team tonight!!! He's lined his team up for every title shot imaginable!!! The odds of one of Team Pezzer's guys walking out with a title or a title shot is pretty damn good. They may be the weaker team, but they have the most to gain by winning this match tonight!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Yes they do. Chris, it is just about time to kick this ppv off and we're going to do it with a bang as the King of the Deathmatch champion puts his title on the line against Abaddon in an "Open Water" match. This match can take these two men anywhere on the ship they want to go. But in order to win this match they have to find a way to toss their opponent over the top rope and into the ocean!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Now this is a first for the Empire!!! Never in all my days have I seen a match like this!!! I just hope both of these guys know how to swim because we're two days out from the port and it's a long damn swim back!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Chris, let's go down to the ring as Daisy is ready to start things off!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Let's get this bitch on the road!!!
In an Open Water Match
For the King of the Deathmatch Title
You must toss your opponent into the ocean to win the match!!!
Abaddon vs Redentor ( c )
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - The following match an "Open Water match" for the King of the Deathmatch title.
[ The referee raises the King of Deathmatch title high over head showing to the entire viewing audience. ]
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - In order to win this match, you must toss your opponent overboard and into the Pacific Ocean. First, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 350 pounds from Parts Unknown, Abaddon!!!
[ The arena goes completely black as Down in the Catacombs by Dale Oliver begins to ring through the arenas public address system. Abaddon steps out from behind the curtain, arms raised, holding his hands in a fist at eye level. ]
[ He takes a few steps forward and yells as he crosses his arms and spreads them completely apart as bright blue pyro explodes, shooting off its bursts of flames into the air. Abaddon continues to walk toward the ring as the lights come on after the pyro. He climbs up onto the apron once he reaches it and then steps over the top rope before waiting for the match to start. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - And here comes the challenger Chris. For the past few weeks we've seen this angry young man spell out his distaste for water. Can he overcome his fear and somehow, someway defeat Redentor is the first of a kind match?
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Redentor is a hell of a champion. I think that this match is going to take us all over this ship but in the end it's going to be Redentor's to either win ...or lose. I just don't think Abaddon has what it takes to take the title from him.
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - And his opponent, making his way to the ring, weighing in at combined weight of 200 pounds from Tijuana Mexico, he is the King of the Deathmatch Champion Redentor!!!
[ "No Shelter" by Rage against the machine comes rocks the arena. Suddenly, out comes the King of the Deathmatch Champion Redentor to the insane booing of the crowd. ]
[ Redentor makes his way down to the ring and climbs in. Redentor mounts a turnbuckle and raises his title high over head for the entire crowd to see. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - And here comes the champion. Bloody hell he looks to be in fantastic shape tonight!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - You can tell that he's been training real hard these past few weeks in preparation for his opponent tonight. And as he told us last week, he and his partner Jesus have been down in Mexico winning their version of the tag team titles. It may not be the World titles, but it's a title none the less.
[ The two men circle each other in the ring as the referee calls for the opening bell. ( ring, ring, ring )!!! Looking at each other wondering what the other has up their sleeve. Abaddon makes the first move, going for a leg tackle, and taking down Redentor. Abaddon begins landing hard rights to the side of the head of Redentor. Driving his fists harder and harder into Redentor's face. Finally Redentor uses his feet to lunge Abaddon backward. Redentor regains his composure getting to his feet. He dashes toward Abaddon, landing a hard spinning heel kick to the face of Abaddon. Sending Abaddon crashing off the mat. Quickly Redentor gets to his feet. A feel of confidence radiating from him. He slides in under the bottom rope. He grabs Abaddon's hair and pulls his head out to the apron. Redentor drives a hard elbow in the face of Abaddon. Abaddon rolls back into the ring, holding his face. Redentor reaches in under the ring, pulling out a garbage can. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - And here comes the first weapon in this match. I was wondering how long it would take before one of these men would go for a weapon!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - This is where things get real interesting Brit!!! This is where things are really going to start heating up!!!
[ He lifts it high in the air. Tossing it over the top rope into the ring. Abaddon moves to the corner. Redentor sliding in the ring. Redentor walks over to the garbage can and lifts it up. He walks toward Abaddon lifting the can over his head. Quickly Abaddon drop toe holds Redentor, sending him face first into the garbage can. The impact of his weight putting a massive dent in it. Abaddon dashes against the ropes. He drops his leg across the back of Redentor's head. Driving it once again into the trash can. Redentor rolls around on the mat holding his head. Abaddon climbs out of the ring, lifting the apron up and searching beneath it. He grabs a large stop sign and slides it into the ring. He continues to search underneath the ring. He finds a table. He smiles as he pulls it out from underneath the ring. He then slides it inside the ring. Sliding in himself behind it. He begins setting it up. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - It seems the big man is fired up Chris!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - This big bafoon has no clue what the hell he's doing out there. All he can comprehend is that he's going to deliver some pain to the champion.
[ Halfway through setting it up, Redentor gets back to his feet. He tosses a hard clothesline into the side of Abaddon's head. Knocking Abaddon down. Redentor turns his attention to the stop sign. He jams it into the corner. He then lifts Abaddon to his feet. He grabs Abaddon and Irish whips him. Abaddon dashes across the ring and goes barreling head first through the stop sign. Bending it on impact. Abaddon falls in a heap in the corner. Redentor finishes setting up the table. He puts it diagonal to the corner that he is standing in. He sizes it up. Placing it perfectly in the ring. Redentor walks over to Abaddon. Abaddon nails a hard elbow to the mid section of Redentor. He gets Redentor up on his shoulders and nails a hard modified Samoan drop. Directly onto the stop sign. Redentor holds his back in pain. Abaddon lifts Redentor to his feet. He nails him with a hard right, sending Redentor over the top rope to the floor below. Abaddon is quick to follow. He lifts Redentor by his hair, slamming him face first into the announce table. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Bloody hell they're right here in front of us!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Get the hell out of the way Brit!!! You don't want to get hit by any flying fucking debris do you?!
[ Redentor moves away from Abaddon, trying to find a weapon. He grabs a chair which is sitting and ring side, turns and blasts Abaddon in the head with it. Abaddon drops to the mat in a heap. What a devastating chair shot from Redentor. He shoves the bent chair aside. He lifts Abaddon to his feet by the hair of his head. He grabs Abaddon with full force and Irish whips him into the steel steps. The steps separate on impact. Abaddon laying against them. Redentor grabs the steel chair. He throws it on the ground and stomps on it, fixing the dent a little. He then lifts the chair into the air. Abaddon moves his head right at the last second. Redentor has the impact bounce off the steel steps. Abaddon grabs Redentor's head and DDT's him hard into the steel steps. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - My God Chris!!! The champion just got his head rammed right in to those unforgiving steel ring steps!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Sucks to be him. But now you can see how quickly this match can turn on you!!!
[ He quickly steps up onto the steps, raising Redentor up onto the step with him. He positions him between his leg. He lifts Redentor into the air, Redentor reverses with a Hurricanranna, sending Abaddon hurdling off the stairs onto the steel chair outside the ring. Quickly Redentor gets back to his feet. Abaddon holds his side staggering to his. Redentor steps up onto the apron. He dashes toward Abaddon, somersaulting off the apron toward him. Abaddon catches Redentor mid move, slamming him head first into the steel rampway with a piledriver. The crowd begins to chant "Holy Shit!" and Redentor looks to be out cold. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - The champion went for it all right there and it never paid off!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Talk about turning the match on a dime!!! This very well could be the turning pint in the match in favor of the challenger!!!
[ Abaddon looks underneath the ring. He grabs a razor Blade. He pulls it out and smiles, he then approaches Redentor. Redentor pushes Abaddon back nailing him with a hard drop kick to the chest. Abaddon tosses the razor blade backward. Losing it in the commotion. Redentor dashes toward Abaddon. He springs into the air last second, twirling around and nailing a hard tornado DDT, slamming Abaddon's head down onto the steel rampway. Redentor continues to lay on his back catching his breath. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Beautiful DDT by the champion taking Abaddon out!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Abaddon's not moving!!! I think that knocked his big ass out!!!
[ Redentor gets to his feet as an evil smile crosses his face. He points to the top of the ball room and then grabs Abaddon by the hair dragging him over to the steel guardrail. He tosses Abaddon over the guardrail and then follows him into the crowd. Redentor laces Abaddon with a few stiff punches and then again grabs the challenger by the hair dragging him up the steps to the top of the ball room. The referee gives chase as both men reach the top landing of the ball room. To their left you can see a huge picture window over looking the ocean as the ship cruises along. Again Redentor smiles as he kicks Abaddon in the gut bending him over, and then grabs a handful of his hair with one hand, and a handful of tights with the other and sends the big man like a lawn dart right through the plate glass window!!!! The sold out crowd can hear a huge "SPLASH!!!" as the referee calls for the bell!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - That's it!!! Redentor has retained his title!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - This was too fucking easy!!! Abaddon didn't even give the champion a challenge!!!
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - The winner of this match by tossing his opponent into the ocean and STILL King of the Deathmatch Champion Re.....!!!
[ Suddenly, Daisy is cut short as the referee waves her off to shut the hell up!!! The referee explains to Redentor that this match is not over!!! That Abaddon did not get tossed into the ocean!!! The cameras pan down through the broken plate glass window to reveal that Abaddon landed in an Olympic size swimming pool two decks down!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Are you shitting me? This is amazing!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Looks like this match will continue Brit!!! That's why the Empire is the best fucking federation on the whole damn planet!!!
[ Redentor shakes his head in disgust, and then gets a running start and leaps through the plate glass window giving Abaddon chase!!! The crowd goes ape shit as we hear another "SPLOOSH!!!" as the champion also lands in the pool of water!!! The referee has no fucking clue what to do, so he pinches his nose and closes his eyes and also leaps out the window!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - First Abaddon, then Redentor and now the referee too!!! Bloody hell what's next? The camera crew?!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - I don't think so Brit!!! That would really piss Mark off if those cameras got ruined. I am hearing that we have a mobile camera crew trying to catch up to the two men right now!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - What the bloody hell?
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - It's Dink Brit!!!! We haven't seen the real Dink in nearly two months!!!
[ "Under the Big Top" by ICP blasts from the PA, and the finally returned, REAL Dink Da Klown comes stumping out of the back, nodding his head in time with the beat to many thunderous boos... ]
[ Though there is a faction of Dark Carnival fans that try like hell to drown out the boos. Dink makes his way to the ring, pulling a mic from his unitard. He steps into the ring, and lifts the mic to his lips. ]
Dink Da Klown - Hello, Empire! Da Dinksta is BACK!
[ The clown faction cheers like hell!!! ]
Dink Da Klown - What, you foo's thought dat dat fat fuckin' homo KLOWN was Da Dinksta fo' treal? Are you stupid?
[ The fans boo Dink, who pays no attention to the response. ]
Dink Da Klown - Come on! Da guy was AT LEAST five times heavier dan Da Dinksta! He was TALLER dan Da Dinksta! You actually BELIEVED he was me?
[ Dink laughs like a lunatic. ]
Dink Da Klown - Dat means... Da Dinksta has pulled off da GREATEST practical joke EVER! You stupid mudda fuckas! That fatass faggot was just some crazy idiot dat I hired ta take my place should I ever disappear... Which, thanks to dat jobber, Xandy Griffon, happened. How was I s'posed to know dat da guy I hired was a homo, and dat he'd try ta dig out Davey Cage's butthole right in front of a live audience? How was I s'posed ta know dat dat fat fuckin' faggot would *sniff*...
[ Dink trailed off, wiping a completely imaginary tear from his eye. ]
Dink Da Klown - Would KILL my very bestest pal in da world, MC Pee-Pants?
[ Shocked gasps from the crowd. Pee-Pants' death had been largely unnoticed. ]
Dink Da Klown - But fuck all dat! Klown is gone, arrested, in jail and prolly gettin' all da cornhole dat he could ever want! What ya should take from dis is dat DINKY IS BACK, BABY! WHOOP WHOOOOOP!
[ Dink holds up his stubby arms as "Under the Big Top" blasts out of the PA once more. The camera goes to the deck of the cruise ship showing the Emperor's Crown Champion, "The Dark Angel" Drake Connors, who is dressed in a pair of swim trunks and sunglasses, standing by with a bikini-clad Candy Mayne. ]
One lick just isn't enough Candy Mayne - Last week, we saw you and Lindsey pick up the win in your three team tag match, then we saw you attack Pezzer, battle Team Pezzer, and completely OBLITERATE the first Emperor's Crown champion, DDP. Drake, as you head into your match with Richy and finally settle the question of who should be the EC Champion, what are your thoughts?
[ Drake chuckles. ]
The Emperor's Crown Champion, "The Dark Angel" Drake Connors - Candy, come on! I think it's become pretty clear who should be the Emperor's Crown champion... In a word, ME.
One lick just isn't enough Candy Mayne - Last week, Drake, Richy sneak attacked you with the Aftershock.
[ Drake chuckles again. ]
The Emperor's Crown Champion, "The Dark Angel" Drake Connors - A kick to the face? Meh, I'll let that shit slide. No big deal.
[ Candy looks at Drake with awe in her eyes. ]
The Emperor's Crown Champion, "The Dark Angel" Drake Connors - What?
One lick just isn't enough Candy Mayne - Wow, Drake. You are one seriously cool cat.
[ Connors smiles broadly. ]
The Emperor's Crown Champion, "The Dark Angel" Drake Connors - Well, jiggles, I figure I'll let it slide since I'm going to do one HELL of a lot worse to that little emo-tard than kick him in the face once I get his ass in the cage. I fully intend to end Richy's run in the Empire, Candy... Just like I did when I bashed DDP's face clean off of his head.
One lick just isn't enough Candy Mayne - Why did you do that, anyway?
[ Drake smirks. ]
The Emperor's Crown Champion, "The Dark Angel" Drake Connors - Two reasons: One, I despised DDP. Two, because I wanted to show that bitch Pezzer that the Dark Angel ain't afraid of a little suspension.
One lick just isn't enough Candy Mayne - So you're confident of a win against Richy tonight?
[ Drake laughs. ]
The Emperor's Crown Champion, "The Dark Angel" Drake Connors - Damn straight, and I'm just as confident of a Team Mark win. If anybody can do it, it's my boy Crimson. Now if you'll excuse me, Candy...
[ Drake walks away, and the camera follows him as he's joined by the beautiful, bikini-clad Vanessa Nightwing. The scene goes back to the commentators table as Phillip Greenway and Chris Simmons are standing by. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - As usual, the Emperor's Crown champion makes a bold statement, Chris!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Just like you to focus on the guy... Did you see that Vanessa? My God, she's smokin' hot! I tell ya, Brit, I don't know how Drake always manages to pull such hot chicks!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Chris, let's turn our attention to our next featured match of the night. It is a number one contendership match for the United States xXx championship!!! Ten men will compete in "an Over the Top Rope Battle Royal" with the winner moving on to next months ppv event to take on whoever may be the champion at the time.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - This is a huge opportunity for all of these guys to really step up their game tonight. One man is going to walk out of Lost at Sea with an opportunity of a lifetime.
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Is there one man that sticks out in your mind above all the rest?
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Actually I am stuck between three guys. Zodiac has the talent to win this thing and so doesn't Nicks. But smart money has to be on Fury. This kid's got all the tools it takes to win gold right away. I think he's the best in this match right now.
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Well all ten men are already in the ring so let's go back and join Daisy as she's ready to call this match!!!
In a #1 Contendership
Ten Man Over the Top Rope Battle Royal for the United States xXx Title
The winner gets a United States xXx title shot at the July ppv!!!
Kane vs Christian Nicks vs Ricky Blaze vs Matthew Gray vs Halo vs Jesus Arias vs Tommy Dreamer vs Billy Fury vs Zodiac vs Tully Blanchard
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - The following match is a number one contendership match for the United States xXx title.
[ All nine men are in the ring as the referee goes over his final sets of instructions to all of them. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - This is going to be a great Battle Royal Chris, and think of the opportunity for the man who walks out tonight with the win.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Big opportunity for the guy that wins. He's going to earn a United States title shot at our next ppv whoever the champion may be at the time. It may or may not be Davisson Cage if Cage gets pinned tonight.
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Chris, correct me if I am wrong but I only count nine men in that ring.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Let me take a closer look. One, two , four, six, nine. Yup you're right. Nine little indians. Who's missing?
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - It appears that Ricky Blaze is not out there.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Sucks to be him. This could have been a huge night for this guy. He's shown us allot and I for one think that this kids got what it takes to win. He just needs to show up!!! Hahahaha.
[ The bell ring and chaos erupts in the ring as everyone gangs up on the largest man in the ring, Kane!!! Within seconds, the huge three hundred pound man is dumped over the top rope and dropped to the floor!!! ]
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - Kane has been eliminated!!!
[ Eight men remain in the ring as they pair off. Nicks and Halo tie up. Jesus and Tommy Dreamer lock up!!! Gray and Tully Blanchard go at it and finally Zodiac and Billy Fury match up!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - And here we go!!! With Kane out of this match I can honestly say that it's anyone's match to win.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Kane had the biggest advantage with his size. But the guy was too stupid to use it.
[ Tully sends Gray into the ropes and waits for him to rebound back at him. As Gray bounces off, Tully telegraphs the back body drop and Gray stops right infront of him and kicks Tully in the face!!! Tully stands up holding his jaw in pain!! Gray lashes out and drops Tully with the Gray Drop ( Twist of Fate ) knocking his old man ass right out cold!!! Matt drags Tully to his feet and sends him over the top rope to the floor!!! ]
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - Tully Blanchard has been eliminated!!!
[ Gray celebrates and waves goodbye to Tully as the referee's help him back to his feet. Across the ring, Zodiac and Fury are going at it exchanging big shots!! Zodiac can't take much more and his knees are starting to buckle!!! He stands there and swings away hitting nothing but air!!! Fury measures him up and decimates him with the Fist of Fury ( one punch knockout )!!! Zodiac crumples to the mat seeing stars!!! Fury snarls at Zodiac as he measures the hardcore man up and charges in at him smashing him in the head with the Lights Out ( punt kick to the head )!!! Fury stands there peering out across the arena with a snicker on his face as Zodiac spits teeth!!! Fury reaches down and drags Zodiac to his feet by the crop of his hair and launches him over the top rope to the floor!!! ]
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - Zodiac has been eliminated!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Three men have been eliminated Chris!!! We are down to the final six!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - The way that Billy Fury just took Zodiac apart I would have to think that this kid's the biggest threat in that ring right now!!!
[ On the other side of the ring, Tommy Dreamer gets sent into the ropes by Jesus!!! Tommy holds onto the top rope not allowing himself to be sent back into Jesus who was waiting with a big boot!!! Jesus sees Tommy standing there in awe of the big Mexican!!! Jesus charges in going for another big boot, but Tommy drops down and takes the top rope with him!!! Jesus misses the big boot and ends up getting crotched on the top rope!!! Tommy grabs the top rope and jerks it up and down ramming the rope right into Jesus's balls!!! Jesus's face turns twisted as his nuts are killing him. Tommy then bounces off the back ropes and comes right at Jesus with a flying clothesline that sends Jesus to the floor, but also finds Tommy hanging onto the top rope for dear life with his feet mere inches form the floor!!! ]
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - Jesus Arias has been eliminated!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - There goes the big Mexican Jesus and he's pissed!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Hold on Tommy!!! Hold on damnit!!!
[ On the far side of the ring, Halo and Nicks are locked in a heated test of strength as both men continue to bounce in and out of the turnbuckle seeing who stronger!!! Nicks gets the upper hand and whips Halo across the ring into the far turnbuckle with a thud. Nicks charges in going for the Stinger Splash, but Halo ducks out of the way and Nicks crashes into the turnbuckle!!! Nicks staggers out of the corner and Halo pounds his face in with a Super kick!!! Nicks is still on his feet as he staggers back against the ropes holding himself up!! Halo charges in and sends Nicks over the top rope to the floor with a running clothesline!!! ]
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - Christian Nicks has been eliminated!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Christian Nicks is the next man eliminated Chris!!! We are now down to the final four!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - This has been a great battle royal so far Brit!!! Whoever wins out of these four guys is defiantly going to have earned their pay check tonight!!!
[ Tommy Dreamer skins the cat and swings over the top rope back into the ring. The crowd cheers their asses off for him, but as he turns back to the action; Billy Fury lashes out popping off a Face on Fire ( R.K.O. )!!! Tommy is quivering on the mat as the fans begin to boo Fury!!! Fury waits ever so patiently setting up Tommy for the Lights Out ( punt kick to the head ), but just as he's about to hit Tommy with it; Matthew Gray rushes Tommy and delivers a massive Big Boot right to Tommy's mush sending him toppling over the top rope to the floor!!! ]
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - Tommy Dreamer has been eliminated!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - And there goes the fan favorite Tommy Dreamer!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - This sold out crowd was very much behind Tommy tonight!! They just love this guy!!! Now we're down to three men!!! Billy Fury, Halo and Matthew Gray!!! One of these guys will be moving on to the next ppv to face Davisson Cage for the United States xXx championship!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Let's not get too far ahead of yourself Chris!!! Cage still needs to make sure he's NOT the man pinned tonight or he WONT be heading to the next ppv!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Hey, check it out!!! It's an all British finals!!! Three men representing England!!!
[ The three British superstars begin to circle each other in the center of the ring. Billy Fury and Halo look at each other and Fury mentions a possible team up against Gray. Halo agrees and both men go right at Gray double teaming the shit out of him. Gray is driven to his knees by thunderous blows to his back. Fury and Halo sends Gray into the ropes and on the rebound they drive him into the mat with the Dudley Death Drop!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Amazing team work by these two men!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - It is pretty damn good!! But when push comes to shove it's every man for himself!!!
[ Fury motions to Halo to pick Gray's ass up. As Halo turns his back on Fury, Billy drives his shoulder into the back of Halo's knee with a chop block that blows Halo's leg out!!! Halo drops to the mat holding his knee screaming in pain!!! Fury is on all fours watching both men squirm on the mat!!! Fury sizes them both up, waiting for one man to get to his feet first!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Billy Fury just set Halo up big time Chris!! Halo believed that they had some sort of partnership, but it was all a well planned scheme by Fury!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - I tried to tell you a few minutes ago Brit, but you refused to listen to me. Friendships and partnerships only last so damn long in a Battle Royal. Fury is doing everything he's gotta do to win this thing!!!
[ Gray staggers to his feet and sees Halo rolling around on the mat bellowing out in pain. He turns to go after Fury when "BLAMMO" Fury takes him out with the Face on Fire ( R.K.O. )!!! Fury turns to Halo who is using the ropes to support himself on one bad leg and rushes him clotheslining him over the top rope to the floor!!! ]
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - Halo has been eliminated!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Billy Fury is methodically dissecting the remaining men in this match one by one. Now the only man standing in his way of wining this battle royal is Matthew Gray!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Matt Gray better watch his ass. Fury is on fire right now and he's locked, cocked and ready to strike!!!
[ A cocky ass smile comes across Fury's face as he smirks out to the booing audience. He turns to face Matthew Gray who nails him with a running clothesline of his own!!! Both men tumble over the top rope, but it's Fury who coils himself around the top rope holding on for dear life saving himself!!! Gray crashes to the floor getting eliminated!!! ]
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - Matthew Gray has been eliminated!!! The winner of this match and NEW #1 contender to the United States xXx championship, Billy "The Fire" Fury!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - This was an incredible win for this young man who had to make a huge comeback this week to overcome some of these young guys that got off to a quick start.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - I couldn't agree more. Guys like Halo and Gray let Fury back into this match and could have put him away easily with a bit more effort. Their lack of effort is Fury's gain. Good for him!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Chris, our cameras have caught up with Redentor and Abaddon so let's go to the back and see what's going on!!!
[ We see the King of the Deathmatch Champion Redentor walking down a narrow hallway. ]
[ One room at a time he checks to see if any of the cabin doors are unlocked. He jiggles one door handle and sees that it's unlocked. He smiles thinking he's got Abaddon now and he explodes into the room!!! He sees that Abaddon is NOT in the room, but what he does find is a couple under the sheets having sex!!! ]
[ The woman screams as the man yanks the covers up over them trying to cover up their bare asses!!! Suddenly, Abaddon attacks from behind clotheslining Redentor right at the bed!!! ]
[ Redentor crashes onto the bed and the women leaps out of bed naked and flashes the camera as she runs by into the bathroom!!! Abaddon leaps onto the bed and drops an elbow across Redentor!!! Redentor rolls out of bed holding onto his chest!!! Abaddon has a hard time getting off the bed as Redentor grabs a lamp and smashes it across the big mans head busting the lamp into a million pieces!!! Abaddon is busted open as Redentor staggers from the room and heads back down the hall!!!
[ The Women's World Champion "The Lady of the Night" Pixie arrives to find a box outside her locker room. ]
[ She hesitantly grabs the box and opens it and inside the box is a brand new Singapore cane and a note that reads.... ]
There can be only one.
Good luck
Julia Christine Easter
[ Pixie tosses the box and note but keeps the cane. The show comes back to the announcers table as Phillip Greenway and Chris Simmons are standing by. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Chris, you weren't kidding when you said that this fight may take these men from one end of the ship to the other!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Think about it Brit. In order to lose you have to toss your opponent into the fucking ocean. What better way to NOT lose than to stay off the decks. Doesn't take a brain surgeon to see that!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Point well taken. As our cameras are catching up with those two insane men, let's turn our attention back to the matches at hand. And the next being the number one contendership to the Women's title as Caitline McMahon takes on Lindsey Calloway!!! What are your thoughts on this match Chris?
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Brit, it's been a tough week for Lindsey and Crimson as their relationship has been put to the test with the entire Pixie thing. But this is what Lindsey has been busting her ass for. This is what she's sacrificed everything for. It's do or die time for her.
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Not to mention that the winner not only gets a future title shot, but the winner also gets to be the special guest referee in tonight's Women's title match where Pixie takes on Julia Easter in a Singapore Cane Match.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - That's what I love about this company. The stakes just keep getting higher and higher. Like these diva's needed any more motivation!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Big match for both these ladies tonight and I can't wait to see which diva pulls it off!!! Let's rejoin Daisy in the ring as this match is about to get underway!!!
In a #1 Contenders Match
For the Women's World Title
The winner gets a title shot at the July ppv AND she gets to be the special guest referee in tonight's title match!!!
Caitline McMahon vs Lindsey Calloway
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - The following match is a number one contendership match for the Women's World title. Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 135 pounds from Dallas, Texas. "One of a Kind" Lindsey Calloway!!!

[ The lights go out and Lindsey's Video comes up on the titantron. Smoke comes up from the top of the ramp as her theme song "Stand up" by Neverset plays on P.A system. As "One of a Kind" Lindsey Calloway walks out, she walks through the smoke and she flings her hair back. ][ She stands at the top of the ramp looking into the crowd. She holds up both of her hands in the air as she forms them into the rock and roll sign and the fans stand on their feet for her. The fans cheer their heads off as Lindsey walks down the ramp with a smile on her face. She slides into the ring and jumps up onto the turnbuckle and looks into the crowd. She jumps down and pulls her hair out of her face. As her music dies down the fans are still going nuts chanting her name. She stands in the middle of the ring and smiles as she holds onto the ropes taking all the cheers in as she looks around. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Here's Lindsey Chris. For the past few weeks she's really stepped up her game to get this shot tonight. Word is the staff is very impressed with her ever increasing talents in and out of the ring!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - And very well they should be. And they can thank Crimson for that too as he's had a huge hand in helping her out in and OUT of the ring if you catch my drift.
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - And her opponent. Making her way to the ring, weighing in at 120 pounds. She is a member of the Four Horsemen, Caitline McMahon!!!
[ Caitline McMahon walks through the arena curtain holding up four fingers. She struts down to the ring and climbs through the ropes taking her jacket off and handing it to the ringside attendant. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - And here's Caitline, one of the newest Horsemen to join the Empire!!! What is she going to have to do to pull off what seems to be a huge upset tonight?
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - She's a decent wrestler, but she definitely faces an uphill, maybe even monumental up hill battle. She's going to have to pull out some secret weapon that we haven't seen yet. Keep Lindsey on the mat and stay the fuck away from that Life Changer!!! If Lindsey hits that move it's fucking lights out for Caitline!!!
[ As the referee orders the two divas to the center of the ring, Lindsey hits a standing drop kick right to Caitline's face! The bell finally rings officially starting the match ( ring, ring, ring ) as Lindsey instantly makes a cover. .1 ..2
Caitline kicks out!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Bloody hell Lindsey's not messing around tonight is she?!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - No she's not. She wants this title shot in a bad way. She knows that a chance like this only comes around a few times in your career so she damn well better make the most of it!!!
[ Lindsey glares daggers at the referee as Caitline clutches her face eyes bulging. As Caitline tries to crawl away, Lindsey dives after her and delivers an Ax Handle blow to the spine, stopping Caitline dead, before bracing her knees against Caitline's spine and rolling over onto her back, hoisting Caitline into a Surfboard stretch! The referee immediately asks Caitline if she wants to give up, but she stubbornly shakes her head, and pries at Lindsey's fingers, trying to loosen her grip. The referee sees that Lindsey's shoulders are down on the mat so he makes the needed count. .1 ..2
Lindsey kicks out!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Lindsey almost got caught sleeping right there as her shoulders were very much on the mat.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - It's the chance you take when you put your opponent in a surfboard Brit. It's a damn good thing she had enough smarts to let that move go.
[ Lindsey releases the hold, rolling back up to a sitting position screaming something at the referee. As Lindsey gets to her feet she jumps up delivers a Double Knee Drop, clipping the back of Caitline's skull. After a few rabbit punches to Caitline's face, Lindsey drags Caitline up to her feet, explodes off the ropes going for a cross body but jumps right into the waiting arms of Caitline for the sidewalk slam!!! Which is held on for a pin. .1 ..2
Lindsey barely powers out in time!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Incredible counter by Caitline to slow Lindsey down!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - This is exactly what Caitline needs to do!!! Stay on her Caitline!!!
[ Lindsey can scarcely believe what just happened, and rolls back to her feet, stunned blundering straight into a Snap mare, followed by a Sleeper hold! However, Lindsey's too fresh to be drained by the hold, and gets her feet under her before pushing back up to a standing position, and throws three explosive elbow strikes back into Caitline's midsection, forcing her to release her. Lindsey runs for the ropes again, and this time Caitline drops to the mat, forcing Lindsey to hop over her post-rebound and there's a second rebound followed by a deep arm drag into an armbar submission!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - You can see the intense training the Horsemen have given her!!! Can she get the submission win right here!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - It isn't exactly your standard submission move that's going to buy you a win, but it sure as hell will hurt Lindsey!!!
[ Lindsey rears her head back and grits her teeth as Caitline's arms dig into her ribs and back, cinched in nice and tight. Lindsey refuses to submit, but can't reach the ropes nor shift Caitline any closer to them. With a gasp of agony, Lindsey raises her arms up high then brings them down for an Open Hand Chop to the sides of Caitline's neck! Even though the shot wasn't at full strength, Caitline's weakened throat was a wise target, as she breaks her grip and staggers back, choking as Lindsey's follows that up with a short arm clothesline which sends Caitline down to the mat where she holds onto her neck. Lindsey leans against the ropes to collect her bearings for a moment and then explodes at Caitline nailing the Bless the Broken ( Pele Kick to the head ) followed by a pin!!! .1 ..2
3!!! ]
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - The winner of this match by pin fall, "One of a Kind" Lindsey Calloway!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Beautiful Pele Kick to the head knock Caitline right out!!! Lindsey will now move on to take on the winner of tonight's Women's World title match!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Not just that, but she also gets to play special guest referee in tonight's match also. I wonder how Pixie feels about that?! Hahaha!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Chris, our spot camera crew is with Abaddon and you wont believe where they are now!!! Let's look and see how the King of the Deathmatch title match is progressing!!!
[ The camera crew zooms in on Abaddon as we see him searching for Redentor in the bowels if the ocean liner. ]
[ The scene is dark and dreary as we see that Abaddon is somewhere deep in the engine room of the ship. ]
[ Abaddon slowly makes his way down the metal staircase very cautiously. He gets about halfway down when from behind, the King of the Deathmatch Champion Redentor leaps and kicks Abaddon in the back sending the big man tumbling down the metal stairs and crashing to the floor below!!! ]
[ Redentor measures Abaddon up and leaps off the stairs dropping an elbow into Abaddon's back!!! Redentor drags Abaddon to his feet and slams his face into the steel guardrail!!! Abaddon tries to fight back as he sends a huge elbow into the gut of Redentor doubling him over!!! Abaddon then reaches up and spins a wheel releasing two hundred degree steam right into Redentor's face as he stands him!!! Redentor is blinded by the steam and he screams in pain as Abaddon holds onto his head running away!!! We see The G.O.A.T. Champion "The Monster" Tank Edge walking in the back, he comes across Isabella and Connor. ]
Isabella Edge - Dad, you made it, here we thought you were going to miss this event.
The G.O.A.T. Champion "The Monster" Tank Edge - Took the pirate ship in, told you I would be here.
Connor Edge - Worth it just for a couple hockey games?
The G.O.A.T. Champion "The Monster" Tank Edge - Yes, now time to get ready for this match, go find your seats guys, going to be a thrilling night...and Connor...be ready.
[ Connor nods. The show comes back to the announcers table as Phillip Greenway and Chris Simmons are standing by. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Did you see that?! Two hundred bloody degree steam was just flushed right into Redentor's face!!! The burns must be killing him!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - It takes a special fucking brand of a guy to wrestle in this King of the Deathmatch division Brit!!! These matches are just fucking sick to me. We've seen just about everything I could think of, but time and again the staff keeps pulling these specialty matches out of their asses!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Chris, as their match moves on to another part of the ship; let's move on to our next featured match and it's for the Unified World Tag Team titles as the Disposable Heroes defend their straps against the new number one contenders the A.K.A.!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Both are very good teams and both have a great shot at winning tonight. Slade Craven is on a hot streak as of late and Jessie Ross is on the top of the world as he's part of Team Mark. Assassin is also doing well, but on the flip side it seems that Scorpion is mentally losing it right now. Something has to give here and I think we may just see new tag team champions tonight.
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Very good then. Let's go back to the ring to see if your prediction for new tag team champions are true.
For the Unified World Tag Team Titles
The A.K.A. ( Slade Craven and Assassin )
vs
The Disposable Heroes ( Jessie Ross and Scorpion ) ( c )
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - The following tag team match is set for one fall and it is for the Unified Worlds Tag Team titles. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 265 pounds from Dallas, Texas; Assassin!!!
[ The opening of "Cult of Personality" by Living Colour comes over the PA and as the song starts Assassin walks through the curtain and out onto the ramp. ]
[ Assassin stands at the top of the ramp keeping his head covered as he's wearing a ring jacket. Assassin makes his way down the ramp shaking hands with a few of the fans as he walks to the bottom of the ramp. Once at the bottom of the ramp Assassin stares at the ring before making his way around the ring shaking hands with more fans before finally rolling into the ring under the bottom rope. Assassin stands up once he's in the ring and walks over towards a nearby corner as he climbs up onto the second rope flipping off the hood of his jacket as he reveals his face to the fans and stands on the corner posing for a moment before climbing off the turnbuckle as he removes his ring jacket and waits for the bell. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - And here's Assassin!!! He's coming off of a very good win two weeks ago against Kane and again last week in the triple threat tag team match.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - This young man is a very impressive superstar and I bet you that he's going to do whatever it takes to win these titles tonight.
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - And his tag team partner. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 235 pounds from Dallas, Texas; "The Main Man" Slade Craven!!!
[ The arena lights dim as we see green strobe lights flashing around the arena as "The Way You Like It" comes over the PA. The strobe lights continue to flash as we see Slade "Main Man" Craven make his way out to the ramp to the cheers of the crowd. Craven poses at the top of the ramp as his music continues to blare over the PA. Craven runs down the ramp sliding into the ring under the bottom rope as he enters the ring. Slade gets to his feet and walks over towards the corner climbing on the middle rope as he removes his sunglasses and stares out at the crowd. ]
[ Craven drops off the middle rope dropping his sunglasses in the corner as he removes his leather jacket and tosses it out of the ring. Slade glances at the crowd as he waits for the bell to ring. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - And here's one of the finalists in the Money in the Bank tournament!!! Slade Craven is set to meet Triple H in the finals, but the date of that match is yet to be announced!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - This young man has to be one of the hottest young studs going right now!!! He's got some impressive wins under his belt and it could get even better for him if he can take home the Money in the Bank title!!!
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - And their opponents. First, making his way to the ring weighing in at 252 pounds, he is one half of the Unified World Tag Team Champions the Disposable Heroes, he is "The Dark Knight" Scorpion!!!
[ "I stand Alone" by Godsmack rocks the arena as "The Dark Knight" Scorpion comes out onto the stage. ]
[ The crowed cheers while he walks down to the ring greet fans at ringside. Scorpion then climbs into the ring as the pyro goes off out of each corner. As the smoke settles, Scorpion makes his way to the ropes, climbs to the middle turnbuckle and shows off his title belt to the crowd. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Chris, this young man has been down a long and bumpy road. Ever since he broke into the Empire, he's been torn between the side of darkness and the side of light!!! He's torn between good and evil. How do you see Scorpion going as the night wears on?
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Scorps going to do what Scorp wants to do. I honestly think he's tired of playing second fiddle. He played second fiddle to Randy Orton in Legacy and he's played second fiddle to Jessie Ross in the Disposable Heroes. It's time for him to step out of these guys shadows and be his own man!!!
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - And his tag team partner, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 264 pounds from Manhattan, Nevada. He is one half of the Unified World Tag Team Champions the Disposable Heroes "The Executioner" Jessie Donovin Ross!!!
[ The intro to the song "Immortal" by Adema begins to play and the lights in the arena turn to a deep green color. The crowd erupts as they hear this, waiting for the man to step through the curtain. ]
[ Finally the first verse starts, and "The Executioner" Jessie Donovin Ross walks out onto the stage, carrying a bottle of water and a towel. He stops at the edge of the entrance ramp and surveys the crowd, letting the music pump through the arena. ]
"We're face to face / Loyalty is what I need to see from you.
You're insecure / I can see the fear that breathes in your heart.
Where will you run / Where will you hide / I see the blood drip from your eyes / Who will survive / Lets get it on and we'll fight."
[ Jesse finally begins moving to the ring, taking his time to stop and slap hands with different fans. Finally he gets to the end of the entrance ramp and stops, lowering his head. The chorus to the song has finally started to play, and he uses this as a motivator to begin moving faster. ]
"I know who you are.
The leader of lost souls.
You can't kill me.
I'm immortal."
[ Jessie takes two bounding steps and leaps onto the apron of the ring. He quickly steps through the ropes, moving to the center of the ring. He spins around, looking out at the crowd, before stopping in the center of the ring. ]
"I'm not afraid to die.
My soul will travel on.
You can't kill me.
I'm immortal.
Immortal, immortal."
[ Jesse throws his hands into the air, then quickly drops them as he drops to a squatting position, He slaps the mat with both hands and springs to his feet, arms out stretched, and spins around once more. ]
[ Once this is finished, he walks to a corner of the ring and takes off his vest, hanging the vest on the ring post by the hood and starts to prepare for the match ahead. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - And here's Jessie!!! How much do you blame Jessie for what Scorpions been going through these past few weeks?
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - I don't put all the blame on Jessie, but I will say that he didn't do enough to help his so called partner. If they lose the straps tonight, you can be damn sure that Jessie's going to have some explaining to do over all this.
[ The referee takes both Unified World Tag Team titles from the Disposable Heroes and raises them high in the air for everyone to see. ]

[ The bell rings and Assassin and Craven decide who will start off the match. ( ring, ring, ring )!!! Craven says he got this and Assassin shakes his head and slaps him on the back on the way to his corner. Scorpion looks upset that he can't start the match, but climbs through the ropes. Out of nowhere, while Ross is turning around Craven nails him with a giant clothesline. Ross gets right back up and gets nails with another clothesline. Ross gets up one more time and Craven goes for yet a third clothesline but Ross ducks and when Craven turns around Ross hits him with a drop kick. Craven falls back onto the mat and then the two men get up at the same time. They walk to the center of the ring and begin to lock up. Ross, while locked up; instead of fighting him with power decides to motion him around the other way. The two begin slowly spinning in a circle. Finally Craven is facing the corner where Scorpion is. Ross then uses all his power and force and instead of trying to make a move out of it he begins to charge Craven into the corner with Scorpion. Scorpion grabs Craven by the neck from over the ropes and begins to pull him back choking him. The referee turns around and Scorpion lets go. All of the sudden Ross runs at Craven and smashes into him against the ropes. Ross tosses Craven across the ring into the ropes. On the return bounce as Ross goes for a clothesline, Craven lifts his foot up nailing Ross with a big boot. Craven then grabs Ross and tosses him into the corner with Assassin. Craven tags Assassin in and then both men are standing in the ring over Ross. Craven and Assassin grab Ross and nail him with the Double Flap Jack laying him out in the center of the ring. Craven climbs over the ropes and Assassin lifts Ross to his feet and tosses him into the corner turnbuckle. Assassin turns around and Ross leaps to the top rope before hitting the turnbuckle. Assassin turns back and comes charging at Ross. Ross then leaps off the top rope nailing a Moonsault type leap on Assassin causing him to crash to the mat. Ross then leaps forward and tags in his partner Scorpion!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Hot tag to Scorpion!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - The champs are on fire right now. If Scorpion can keep the pressure on this match could be over real soon.
[ Ross rolls out of the ring and Scorpion grabs Assassin and begins to stomp him in the right leg. Scorpion begins to then switch off nailing a few elbow drops on the leg of Assassin. Assassin grabs at his leg in pain and tries to throw punches to fight Scorpion off of him. It is no use though as Scorpion begins to continue the assault on the leg of Assassin. Assassin finally kicks Scorpion off of him and then tries to get to his feet. Assassin falls down to one knee in pain as Scorpion gets up and begins to smile. Scorpion walks over to the kneeled down Assassin and slaps him in the face mocking him. Scorpion turns around and looks at Ross and begins to point at Assassin laughing. Scorpion turns back to Assassin and all of the sudden Assassin kicks Scorpion in the gut. Assassin quickly with everything he has drills Scorpion with the Chaos Theory ( Double Underhook Piledriver )!!! Assassin falls down with Scorpion and begins to scream in pain grabbing at his knee and leg trying to stretch it out. Craven is leaning over the ropes waiting to be tagged in. Assassin tries to crawl over to him as Scorpion does the same trying to get to Ross. Both superstars dive towards their respected corners and make the tag at the same time. Craven and Ross come leaping into the ring and begin to throw a series of blows at each other. Craven quickly gains the upper hand and punches Ross to the mat. Ross gets up and Craven nails him with a scoop slam. Scorpion comes running back into the ring still in pain from the Chaos Theory he suffered earlier. Craven catches him and lifts him over his head. Ross quickly gets up and notices that Craven has Scorpion and is looking the other way. Ross climbs to the top rope and Craven turns around still holding Scorpion above his head and Ross leaps at him. While in mid air Craven tosses Scorpion into Ross thus causing the tag team champions to nail a cross body on each other. Craven then walks back over to Assassin and tags him in. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Just when we were ready to write Assassin off he comes back with that incredible Chaos Theory!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - The champs are backpedaling like fuckers right now!!! They better get on the same page!!!
[ Assassin enters the ring and grabs Scorpion and tosses him out of the ring. Ross gets up and Assassin grabs him slamming his head against the turnbuckle pad. Ross's head is continuously smashing off the turnbuckle pad until finally Ross puts his arms down in front of his face blocking the attack. Ross begins to elbow Assassin in the face. Ross tosses Assassin into the corner where Scorpion is now standing and makes the tag. Scorpion tries to toss Assassin against the ropes but Assassin pulls Scorpion In and clotheslines him to the mat. Assassin falls to his knee in pain from the double team move that just happened to him. Assassin then begins to slowly inch his way back to Craven who is eagerly waiting. Assassin slaps the tag on Craven and then Craven hops over the top rope and grabs Scorpion. Craven tosses Scorpion into the ropes and then tries to flip him over his shoulders. Scorpion lands on his feet and then grabs the back of Craven and nails him with a modified Back Cracker. Scorpion then gets up and begins to stomp on the chest and gut of Craven. Craven grabs the foot of Scorpion while still laying on the ground. Craven spins Scorpion around and then tries to get to his feet. As Scorpion spins he leaps to the top rope instead and leaps off nailing a Leg Drop to the back of the neck of Craven. Scorpion then quickly flips him over and covers. The referee slides over and counts. .1 ..2
kick out by Craven!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Scorpion is picking apart Slade Craven right now Chris!!! Craven needs to get the tag to Assassin!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Assassin? That guy got his ass handed to him all night!!!
[ Scorpion gets up looking a little angry and walks over to Ross and tags him in. Ross leaps into the ring and walks over to Craven and picks him up. Ross then begins to knee Craven in the gut. Ross attempts to land an over the top belly to belly suplex on Craven but Craven reverses it. Craven then lifts Ross up in desperation for a scoop slam and Ross wraps his legs around Cravens head and nails him with a Hurricanranna. Ross then gets up to his feet quickly and begins to scout Craven. Ross begins to get closer to him, Craven turns around and is quickly grabbed and hit with an over the top belly to belly suplex. Ross then jumps onto the ropes and leaps off flipping onto Craven. Ross then flips him over and the referee slides over yet again to begin the count. .1 ..2
The count is broken up by Assassin diving into the ring to help his friend and tag partner Craven. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - An amazing pin attempt followed by another equally impressive save by Assassin!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - I have the feeling that the champions are ready to take this match over.
[ Scorpion comes running into the ring and charges at Assassin. Assassin just lifts his leg up and Big Boots Scorpion right in the jaw. Ross then drop kicks Assassin causing him to flip over the ropes and fall to the mat below. Craven by this time is up to his feet and when Ross turns around he is greeted with the Craven Effect ( Spinning Reverse Neck breaker )!!! Craven then covers Ross and the referee counts. .1 ..2
Ross powers out! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Bloody hell Ross just kicked out of the Craven Effect!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Very impressive Brit!!! That move has finished off a shit load of guys in the past!!!
[ Craven cant believe it. He lifts Ross up again and tosses him into the ropes. On the return bounce Craven nails him with a Spine Buster Slam. Craven covers again and the referee slides over and counts. .1 ..2
The count is broken up by Scorpion out of nowhere with an elbow to the back of Cravens head. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - And Scorpion makes the save!!! I think Scorpion's coming around Chris!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Are you kidding me? Scorpion's not coming around. He just didn't want to lose his fucking titles!!!
[ Scorpion slides out of the ring and Craven goes to pick up Ross once again. Scorpion slides back into the ring with a Baseball bat. The referee runs over to Scorpion and fights with him trying to take the bat from him. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - What the hell is he doing?!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - It looks like Scorpions had enough of this shit!!! He's making sure they walk out of Lost at Sea with the straps tonight!!!
[ While this is going on Craven is paying more attention to Scorpion and Ross nails Craven with the Fisherman Suplex for the pin!!! The crowd goes nuts as Ross could have gotten an easy three count, but the referee is still fighting with Scorpion over the bat!!! Ross gets to his feet and gets in Scorpions face telling him to get the hell out of the ring!!! Scorpion points the bat at Ross telling him to back the fuck off!!! Just then, Scorpion sees Craven charging at Ross from behind. Scorpion shoves Ross out of the way and blasts Craven right between the eyes with the baseball bat!!! The referee sees the whole damn thing and immediately calls for the bell to end this thing!!! ]
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - The winners of this match by disqualification, the A.K.A., Assassin and "The Main Man" Slade Craven!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Balls!!! Scorpion just cost his own team the win tonight!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - I think we're finally getting to see the real Scorpion!!! Or was this goody to shoes Scorpion all a game he's been playing for the past few months?!
[ Ross shoves Scorpion and Scorpion shoves Ross back as the crowd goes nuts!!! Ross balls his fist up like he's going to hit Scorpion, but Scorpion cranks back on his bat like he's Mark Fucking McGuire ready to blast Ross in the head!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Here we go!!! These tag team partners are finally going to settle their differences right here tonight!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - It's about damn time these two guys beat the hell out of each other. Maybe that's what they need to do. Kill each other and move the fuck on.
[ The crowd is ready to erupt as Scorpion climbs through the ring ropes and walks back up the ramp way with his World Tag Team title in one hand and his black ball bat in the other. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Did Scorpion just walk away? He just turned his back on Ross!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Fucking coward!!! Let's settle this fucking thing!!! God damn I was hoping for a good fight!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Chris, our camera crew is with Redentor. Let's see how the King of the Deathmatch championship match is going!!!
[ The show swings back to the kitchen section of the cruise ship. ]
[ We see the King of the Deathmatch Champion Redentor stumbling around peaking around every corner. ]
The King of the Deathmatch Champion Redentor - Abaddon!!! Come out and plaaaaay!!!
[ Redentor grabs a frying pan from the top of the stove and gets a firm grip on it wielding it like a weapon. He takes the frying pan and starts to hit the other metal pots and pans hanging from the ceiling making a sickening clanking noise!!! Then, from behind him Abaddon smashes him in the back with a sheet pan!!! ]

[ Abaddon grabs Redentor by the head and starts to push it down onto the red hot stove!!! Redentor tries to fight back feeling the heat from the stove burning his already scorched face!!! Just as Abaddon is about to smear Redentor's face into the stove, the champion reaches over and grabs a handful of flour and tosses it right into Abaddon's eyes blinding him!!! redentor then grabs a rolling pin and bashes Abaddon upside his head!!! Abaddon staggers back seeing stars when Redentor charges at him and spears him right into a walk-in freezer!!! Abaddon slips and slides around on the wet frozen floor as he tries to get his footing!!! Redentor gets a running start, and slides in with a baseball slide going right at Abaddon's feet!!! Redentor takes Abaddon down like a bowling pin as he crashes to the floor!!! Redentor crawls out of the freezer with Abaddon close behind him. Redentor makes it out of the freezer first and just as Abaddon is about to crawl out Redentor slams the freezer door shut on the big man's head!!! The camera pans in as we see a huge dent in the door where Abaddon's head hit the door!!! Redentor gets to his feet and rushes out of the kitchen as the Chef and his helpers look shockingly down at the massive dent!!! The show comes back to the announcers table as Phillip Greenway and Chris Simmons are standing by. ]

"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Bloody hell did you see the dent in that freezer door?! That door had to be three inches thick!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Three inches huh? And how thick do you think Abaddon's head is? It's like a fucking wrecking ball hitting that door!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Chris, our next match is the second title match of the night and it features Tank Edge putting his Greatest of All Time championship on the line against not one, not two but four opponents tonight!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - That's right. This all broke down less than a month ago when Shane McMahon was hired to be the new Chief of Staff for the Empire. Things went to shit quickly after that as Shane used his power to bring back the Thrillers and he promised to take the G.O.A.T. title from Tank at no matter who, or what the cost.
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - That's right Chris. The who quickly turned into Tank's own family and friends. Tonight Tank faces all the Thrillers in a Gauntlet match, but not an ordinary gauntlet match. If Tank can get by Mike Sanders, Sean O'Haire and Lance Storm then Tank gets to face Shane McMahon in a Hardcore Rules match!!! Let's get back to the ring as this Gauntlet match is about to begin!!!
In a Gauntlet Match
For the Greatest Of All Time Title
Shane McMahon and the Thrillers vs Tank Edge ( c )
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - The following is a "Gauntlet match" for the Greatest Of All Time title and it is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring weighing in at 300 pounds and residing in San Diego California. He has held gold in this company on nine separate occasions. He is an Empire Hall of Famer. He is the true icon of the Empire. Ladies and gentlemen. He is the Greatest of All Time champion "The Monster" Tank Edge!!!!
[ "Painkiller" by Judas Priest starts up as the lights go red, the Greatest of All Time champion "The Monster" Tank Edge emerges as flames fire up down the ramp to the ring. ]
[ Tank walks straight to the ring and slides in. He walks to his corner and stands as fireworks go off around him. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Here's the Greatest Of All Time champion "The Monster" Tank Edge!!! He may not be what he was five years ago, but he's still a force to be reckoned with in today's Empire!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Tank's like a fucking tornado. Unbridled power and he deals a frightening level of devastation when he gets pissed off.
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - And his first opponent, making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 231 pounds from Calgary, Alberta Canada, he is a member of the Thrillers; Lance Storm!!!
[ The crowd boos their asses off as the Canadian National anthem plays and he storms down to the ring climbing in. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Mr. Canada himself is in the ring Chris. How do you think he's going to fare against Tank?
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Lance Storm is in my opinion the best technical wrestler on the team. He's got some great high flying skills and a number of very good submission holds that should bring a level of frustration to Tank.
[ The referee calls for the bell and both men lock up. ( ring, ring, ring )!!! Tank grabs Lance by the neck and launches him into the turnbuckle. Tank then comes at him hitting him with some hard left and rights to Lance's ribs. Tank grabs Lance by the neck and whips him into the ropes. Lance comes back off the ropes and is knocked down by a big shoulder block from Tank. Lance's head bounces off the mat as he holds it in pain. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Lance needs to find some way to counter Tank's pure power game.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Are you shitting me Brit? Tank's using Storm like he is some sort of "crash test dummy".
[ Tank then picks up Lance and whips him into the ropes again. Tank goes for a clothesline but Lance ducks and snaps off a neck breaker. Lance gets up and turns around and sees Tank sit up like nothing happened. Lance bounces off the ropes and tries to kick Tank in the face but Tank grabs Lance's foot and shoves him to the mat. Tank then stands up and grabs Lance's neck lifting him up and goes to set him up for a running power slam. Lance elbows Tank in the face and Lance wiggles out landing on his feet. Lance then tries for the release German Suplex but is unable to lift Tank. Tank mule kicks Storm dropping him to his knees. Tank then picks him up and sets him on the top rope setting him up for the Tank Buster ( the Muscle Buster )!!! The crowd goes wild as Tank drives Storm into the mat folding his Canadian ass in half!!! Tank then makes the cover. .1 ..2 ...3!!! ]
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - The winner of this match by pin fall, "The Monster" Tank Edge!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - One Thriller down and two to go Chris!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Cannon fodder Brit. This is all just cannon fodder for Tank as he steam rolls to his face off with Shane!!!
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - And his next opponent, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 230 pounds from Atlanta, Georgia, he is a member of the Thrillers; "Above Average" Mike Sanders!!!
[ The crowd boos as Sanders makes his way down to the ring very tentative as he just saw Storm get his ass handed to him. He climbs into the ring and Tank stares him down. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Mike Sanders has to be one of the weakest Thrillers next to Jackie. And even then I was say she's got a bloody good chance of beating Sanders ass.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - This shouldn't take long. I expect Tank to have Sanders pinned in less than two minutes!!!
[ The referee calls for the bell and Tank wastes no time getting the match started delivering some right hooks across the face of Sanders. ( ring, ring, ring )!!! Sanders then kicks Tank in the midsection and punches him square in the jaw sending him to the mat. Sanders then kicks Tank in the chest a couple of times. Sanders then picks Tank up and whips him into the turnbuckle. Sanders then clothesline's Tank in the corner. Tank staggers out of the corner and is greeted with a DDT. Sanders then jumps up onto the second rope and positions himself for an elbow drop driving it deep into Tanks sternum!!! Sanders then goes for the cover. .1 ..2 ...but Tank kicks out!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Where the bloody hell is Sanders getting all this fire power!! He's been all over Tank right from the start of the match!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - A little luck will get you a long way. I still don't think he stands a snow balls chance in hell!!!
[ Sanders stands up again and waits for Tank to get up to hit the T-bone Suplex. Tank gets up slowly and as Sanders goes for the T-bone Suplex, Tank powers Sanders up and drives him into the mat with a Samoan Drop!!! Sanders then holds his back in pain as Tank focuses on it kicking it. Tank then locks in the Recliner ( the Steiner Recliner )!!! The referee then asks for the bell to be rung as Sanders is tapping out like a little bitch!!! ]
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - The winner of this match by submission, "The Monster" Tank Edge!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Two up, tow down!!! Tank is methodically picking the Thrillers apart Chris.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - The only problem that I see is every time he faces a new Thriller it takes longer to dispatch them. This next guy should be his equal in power. It should be a good brawl.
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - Next, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 270 pounds from Hilton Head, South Carolina, he is a member of the Thrillers; Sean O'Haire!!!
[ Again the crowd boos their asses off as Sean storms down to the ring wanting to destroy Tank. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - The 270 pound Sean O'Haire takes on the 300 pound Tank Edge!!! It's going to be the battle of the super heavyweights!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Pound for pound O'Haire is as tough as Tank is. I just don't think O'Haire got that killer instinct that Tank's got. If you want a brawl, you're about to see one.
[ The referee calls for the bell and O'Haire immediately flattens Tank with a big boot!!! ( ring, ring, ring )!!! O'Haire drags Tank to his feet and tries to send him into the ropes but Tank reverses it and whips O'Haire into the ropes. O'Haire comes back off the ropes and gets knocked down with a clothesline. Tank then runs over to the ropes and O'Haire splits his legs and Tank jumps over him. Tank comes back and is sent flying across the ring after being launched by O'Haire's legs. O'Haire gets up and kicks Tank in the midsection. O'Haire runs over to the ropes and goes for a Clothesline from Hell but Tank moves out of the way. Tank grabs O'Haire and then whips him into the opposing turnbuckle. Tank charges in and clotheslines O'Haire so damn hard the corner ring post shakes!!! O'Haire falls to the mat and Tank walks over and waits for O'Haire to get up so he can Spear him. O'Haire gets up slowly and Tank goes running over but O'Haire notices Tank and moves out of the way just in time as Tank goes crashing into the steel ring post. O'Haire waits for Tank to come out from the turnbuckle and rolls him up for the pin. .1 ..2 ...Tank kicks out!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - So far this is the longest contest in this gauntlet match!!! O'Haire is really putting up a good fight!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - It's just a matter of time before Tank puts his foot down and chokes this kid out!!!
[ O'Haire picks Tank up and DDT's him to the mat. O'Haire gets up and climbs the ropes going for the Seanton Bomb but Tank moves out of the way and O'Haire crashes to the mat!!! Tank then gets up and waits for O'Haire to get to his feet. O'Haire gets up and Tank grabs him from behind in a Full Nelson!!! With all his power, Tank lifts O'Haire up and drives him into the mat with a Full Nelson Powerbomb!!! Tank covers O'Haire and the referee is there to make the count. .1 ..2 ...3!!! ]
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - The winner of this match by pin fall, "The Monster" Tank Edge!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - That's three for three Chris!!! Every single Thriller has fallen to the power of Tank Edge!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Now the real match begins!!! This is what I've been waiting for from the start. Shane McMahon versus Tank Edge in a Hardcore match!! Batten down the hatches this is going to be fucking good!!!
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - And finally, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 230 pounds from Stanford, CT, he is a member of the Thrillers; Shane McMahon!!!
[ The crowd goes crazy booing as "Here Comes The Money" by Naughty by Nature explodes across the arena and the Chief of Staff Shane McMahon comes dancing out. ]
[ Shane makes his way down to the ring and climbs in as the referee tries to hold Tank back from going after Shane!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Chris, what is going through the mind of Shane McMahon right now as he sees how much Tank wants to rip him apart?
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - I'm not sure what's going on in his head, but I do know that he most likely just shit his fucking shorts. Hahahaha!!!
[ The referee calls for the bell and Tank and Shane start the match trading right hands in the center of the ring!!! ( ring, ring, ring )!!! Tank whips Shane against the ropes and hits a ring shattering spinebuster on Shane. .1 ..2 ...Shane kicks out but he immediately grabs for his lower back cringing in pain!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - I have to give Shane credit for manning up to Tank, but maybe it wasn't the smartest choice he could have made.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Dumb if you ask me. You have to fight Tank using your head and right now Shane's going at Tank like a fucking moron. He's doing the same damn thing the other three Thrillers did. Getting his ass kicked in record fucking time!!!
[ Tank lifts Shane up by the head and chucks him viciously over the top rope as Shane lands hard on the outside. Tank taunts the crowd pounding his chest not realizing that on the outside Shane has pulled out a trash can full of weapons out from underneath the ring!!! Shane slides the trash can into the ring behind Tank who's still unaware of what Shane's doing. As Tank turns round, he's caught by a fire extinguisher right into the skull, but it only stuns him as his knees buckle!!! Shane bounces of the ropes and flies in with the fire extinguisher right into the forehead sending Tank down to the mat. Shane slides out of the ring again pulling out a steel chair and holding it up to the crowd taunting them. Shane slides the chair into the ring and slides in after it. Tank is starting to sit up as Shane goes over and punches him repeatedly in the face !!! Shane places the chair over Tank's face and bouncing off of the ropes hitting a leg drop straight on to it. Shane goes for the win over Tank. .1 ..2 ...Tank gets his shoulder up. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - It seems that this fourth match-up has Tank at a disadvantage!!! Shane is really beating the bloody hell out of him with anything that isn't tied down!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - He better grab anything he can because if he gives Tank an inch, just an inch; it'll spell doom for Shane!!!
[ Shane picks Tank up and attempts to hit a suplex, however Tank is to strong and knees Shane straight in the gut and hits a powerful Brainbuster suplex onto him. Tank stomps on Shane's gut while he's down and then picks him up and whips him into the turnbuckle!!! Tank walks over to Shanks basket of weapons and pulls out a stop sign. Shane stumbles out of the corner as Tank cracks the sign right over his skull bending the sign in half with the impact and sending Shane crashing to the mat. Tank picks Shane up and clotheslines him over the top rope following him over. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - How quickly a match can turn Chris!!! Now it seems Tank's in control of this match and now they're on the floor where anything can happen!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - This is Tank's playground and poor Shane is just borrowing time!!!
[ On the floor, Shane and Tank exchange huge rights on the outside with Shane gouging Tank in the eyes and slamming him into the steel ring post and then catching Tank dazed and launching him back first into the steel guardrail. Tank slumps down the barricade and Shane takes the steel chair from the time keeper placing against Tank's chest and hits a massive drop kick to it. Shane then takes the chair and crashes it down on the skull of the sitting Tank. Shane smiles sadistically as he picks Tank up and takes him towards the steel ring steps!!! Shane places Tank's head on the steps and lifts the chair above his head!!! Just as Shane swings the chair down, Tank moves out the way missing the devastating Conchairto as the sound of metal cracking against metal around the arena. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - If Shane would have bashed Tank in the head with that sick chair shot, this match would be over!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Ahh, but Tank's still got life left in him!!! This guy doesn't fucking know the word quit!!!
[ Tank and Shane exchange blows as the match escalates up ramp!!! A deliberate low blow by Shane forces Tank to bend over!!! Shane gets Tank in position for a piledriver on the steel ramp but Tank manages to reverse to move and hits a thunderous back body drop onto the unforgiving steel ramp. Suddenly, Mike Sanders rushes out with a shopping cart full of weapons!!! ]
[ Tank doesn't notice Sanders behind him with a Singapore Cane as Sanders blasts Tank in the back breaking the cane in the process and sending Tank tumbling down the ramp!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - That bloody bastard Sanders is helping Shane out!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - And there's not a damn thing Tank can do about it either cause this match is wide open to all that shit!!!
[ Shane is slowly but surely getting up. Shane walks over to Tank and drags him up by the head as both he and Sanders double team Tank both kicking the shit out of him and then slowly dragging him up to the main stage. Suddenly, Tank manages to block one of Sanders blows and he kicks Shane in the gut. Tank hits a quick snap suplex on Sanders, then delivers another suplex onto Shane sending him flying down onto the chest of Sanders stacking them both up like cord wood. Tank goes for the pin on both men at the same damn time. .1 ..2 ...but Sean O'Haire and Lance Storm rush out from the back and double team Tank breaking the count. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Bloody hell all we're missing now is Jackie!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Shut your hole Brit!!! You never know what dark corner that bitch is hiding in!!!
[ They pick Tank up and O'Haire hits a big running powerbomb on him. O'Haire and Storm drag Shane over and place him on top of Tank for the pin fall win. .1 ..2 ...but Tank some how manages to power his shoulder up off the mat. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Bloody hell the will to survive is unbelievable in Tank!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - I've fought this guy countless times!!! It's not fucking human how tough he can be!!!
[ O'Haire and Storm look shocked. Shane, O'Haire, Storm and Sanders all proceed to stomp on Tank, but Tank still manages to find the strength to get up. Tank begins to fight back with a big forearm shot to Storm sending him down and another big clothesline to Sanders sending him down, but the numbers catch up with Tank as Shane and O'Haire hit a huge double suplex onto the stage. All four men pick Tank up and look as if they are all going to throw him off the stage, but Tank powers out at the last minute knocking Shane, Storm and O'Haire down to the ground and delivering a huge back body drop on Sanders launching him from the stage all the way to the floor below!!! Tank spins around and hits a massive running Gore onto Storm. O'Haire and Shane quickly stop the madness as they beat Tank all the way back to the ring. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - This is turning into a game of two steps forward and three steps back for Tank!!! This game of numbers is killing him!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Doesn't look good I'll be honest about that. But let's not crown Shane the winner yet!!!
[ Shane stays outside the ring as he drags out three wooden tables and slides them into the ring as a defenseless and tired Tank gets beat down by O'Haire. Shane signals to O'Haire to go to the top rope, as he sets up the table in the middle of the ring and lays Tank's body on to it. O'Haire flies from the top rope attempting the Seanton Bomb, but Tank rolls out of the way at the last second and O'Haire crashes through the table. Tank and Shane exchange punches as Shane kicks Tank in the mid section and attempts the Pedigree, but Tank powers out hitting him with a powerful back body drop!!! And picks up the garbage can and cracks Shane across the skull busting him open and sending him down to the canvas. Tank sets another table up in the corner. Shane stands, still groggy from the massive garbage can shot as Tank runs and delivers a crushing Gore on Shane through the table in the corner. Both men lay in the wreckage in the corner as the referee checks on both men making the pin count. .1 ..2 ...2 3/4 ...and Sean O'Haire grabs the referee and tosses his sorry ass to the floor!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Damnit!!! Just when we thought this match was over, those bloody Thrillers attack Tank like a pack of wolves!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - The numbers game is just too fucking much for Tank!!! I am afraid he's going to go down in a blaze of glory tonight!!!
[ O'Haire, Storm and Sanders all gang up on Tank stomping the ever loving shit out of him leaving him a bloody mess. Shane rolls out of the ring and grabs the G.O.A.T. title belt. The fans boo him as he rolls back into the ring ordering his Thrillers to get Tanks ass up!!! They drag Tank to his feet and Shane's just about ready to plaster Tank in the face with the title belt when suddenly the Emperors Crown Champion "The Dark Angel" Drake Connors rushes the ring!!!


[ Drake uses his own title belt to smash it into the face of Sanders busting his fucking nose. O'Haire and Storm lets Tank go and they charge Drake!!! O'Haire goes for a massive clothesline, but Drake ducks under it and then swings around with a spinning heel kick that snaps right across O'Haires jaw knocking him out cold!!! Storm comes in from behind and bear hugs Drake!!! Drake back peddles with all his strength and slams Storm into the corner turnbuckle!!! Drake turns to face Storm, and the Canadian swings wildly at the champ!!! Drake ducks low and retaliates with the Withering Palm ( an Open Hand Palm strike to the face ) that drops Storm like a ton of bricks!!! Back in the center of the ring Shane McMahon waits for Drake to make the first move as he is wielding the G.O.A.T. title like a weapon!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - What the bloody hell is Shane thinking?!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - He's not thinking!!! He's snapped Brit!!! Off his fucking rocker!!!
[ Drake feints a move toward Shane, and Shane flinches when suddenly Tank comes in from behind and smashes a steel chair across Shane's head knocking his ass out cold!!! The G.O.A.T. title belt tumbles to the mat at the feet of Drake as Tank rolls Shane up for the win. .1 ..2 ...3!!! ]
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - The winner of this match by pin fall, "The Monster" Tank Edge!!!
[ Tank gets up off the mat as he sees Drake holding both the G.O.A.T. title belt in one hand along with his Emperor's crown title in the other. The crowd is abuzz waiting to see what Tank does as he walks over to Drake reaching out for his belt. Drake smiles at Tank, but doesn't hand over the belt. Tank takes another step closer and the smile on Drakes face broadens. Drake hands the belt back to Tank and they shake hands in friendship!!! Drake takes Tanks hand and raises it in the air in sign of him winning the match!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - I was nervous for a second there Chris!! I thought for certain we were going to see a blowout between Tank and Drake!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - These guys may not be friends, but they sure do respect the hell out of each other. That's a sign of a true fucking champion!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Chris, once again our cameras have caught up with Redentor. Let's see how that match is progressing.
[ The cameras flash to the cruise ships dining hall where the staff is putting the finishing touches on another long day. ]
[ We see the King of the Deathmatch Champion Redentor stumbling into the room looking over his shoulder watching out for Abaddon. ]
[ A number of the bus boys and waiters see the champ walk into the room and they give him a wide berth. Redentor heads over to the buffet table and grabs a pitcher of beer and starts to drink it up. He then grabs a loaf of bread and takes a huge bit out of it. Just as he reaches for a slice of fresh ham off the chefs cutting board, a long knife stabs down spearing Redentor's hand stabbing the knife right through his hand and impaling it to the board!!! Redentor screams out in pain as blood squirts from the fresh wound!!! Redentor looks up and sees an insane Abaddon peering down at him!!! ]
[ Abaddon screams out at Redentor ready to pounce on him, so Redentor does the only thing he can do and that's swing his impaled board ridden hand right across Abaddon's face!!! Ham, blood, spittle and the cutting board fly as Abaddon is knocked silly!!! Redentor looks down at his hand and sees the open wound gushing with blood. ]
[ Redentor grabs a cloth napkin and wraps his hand in it as he staggers out of the restaurant. Abaddon climbs to his feet and spits out two busted teeth. He growls as blood trickles out of his mouth. The show comes back to the announcers table as Phillip Greenway and Chris Simmons are standing by. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - These two blokes are killing each other!!! I don't think either man is going to be the same when this match is over!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Redentor is going to need some time to heal that hand!!! Abaddon put that fucking knife right through it!!! I can't imagine it not causing some nerve or muscular damage!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Bloody crazy if you ask me!!! But speaking of bloody crazy, our next match pits the Women's World champion pixie taking on her nemesis Julia Easter in a Singapore Cane match for the Women's title. After all we've seen this week, which diva impresses you the most?
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Wow, Pixie is one crazy bitch. And in a match like this I have to go with the craziest bitch on the block and that's defiantly HER!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Well let's go back to the ring as it appears that Daisy is ready to call the match!!!
In a Singapore Cane Match
For the Women's World Title
Special Guest referee - Lindsey Calloway!!!
Julia Easter vs Pixie ( c )
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - The following match is set for one fall and it is a "Singapore Cane Match" for the Women's World title!!!
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - First, introducing tonights special guest referee for tonights match, "One of a Kind" Lindsey Calloway!!!

[ The lights go out and Lindsey's Video comes up on the titantron. Smoke comes up from the top of the ramp as her theme song "Stand up" by Neverset plays on P.A system. As "One of a Kind" Lindsey Calloway walks out, she walks through the smoke and she flings her hair back. ][ She stands at the top of the ramp looking into the crowd. She holds up both of her hands in the air as she forms them into the rock and roll sign and the fans stand on their feet for her. The fans cheer their heads off as Lindsey walks down the ramp with a smile on her face. She slides into the ring and jumps up onto the turnbuckle and looks into the crowd. She jumps down and pulls her hair out of her face. As her music dies down the fans are still going nuts chanting her name. She stands in the middle of the ring and smiles as she holds onto the ropes taking all the cheers in as she looks around. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - I think that Lindsey is going to get her jollies out of refereeing this match tonight!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - She may enjoy it, but she better watch out for wild swinging canes flying her way!!! I think that this match may get out of hand before it's over!!!
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - And now, making her way to the ring weighing in at 125 pounds from Denver, Colorado; Julia Easter!!!!
[ A slow and steady drum beat hits leading to the all to familiar voice of Motorheads Lemmy Klimister. Hello Victims As the voice fades the stage lights up in pyro's that from the shape of a hawk wings spread, talons open, and in the center of the pyro display is Julia Easter. As the pyro's fade she makes her way down to the ring slapping five's and hanging out with the fans while keeping her eyes locked on ring. Sliding in she moves to the nearest corner post ready for bear. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - And here's the challenger!!! She has a fierce look in her eyes tonight!!! She bloody damned and determined to win the strap tonight!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - She's a mat veteran with a ton of experience Brit. I just don't know if she can stoop to some of the levels that pixie is going to go to tonight!!!
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - And her opponent, making her way to the ring first, weighing in at 124 pounds from Detroit, Michigan she is the Women's World Champion "The Lady of the Night" Pixie!!!
[ "When I Grow Up" by the Pussycat Dolls explode across the arena as the Women's World Champion "The Lady of the Night" Pixie struts out on stage and makes her way down to the ring. ]
[ She slides under the bottom rope and mounts the corner turnbuckle raising the hands high over head waving to the crowd. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Chris, she's bloody whacked right now!!! I think she's gone off the bloody deep end of the ship!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - I've asked around the entire ship, but nobody has seen her pill bottle. This is what happens Brit when you skip your meds!!!
[ Pixie stares at Julia who stands on the other side of the ring, with her Singapore cane in her hands. Pixie hands her Women's World championship belt to Lindsey. Around the ring there have been various "pots" attached to the ring post, containing a huge amount of canes as well all stacked together. They're also a cane under each turnbuckle but Julia has brought her own. Pixie turns and picks up a cane from under the bottom turnbuckle and turns back to face Julia and Julia smiles at her. Lindsey calls for the bell to start the match ( ring, ring, ring )!!! Julia immediately runs towards Pixie and swings her cane, but Pixie swings to counter with both canes hitting each other in a clack. Julia then draws her cane back and swings for Pixie's feet but Pixie leaps into the air. Julia then swings for her face but Pixie ducks and steps forward behind Julia. Pixie then spins around with her cane and tries to strike Julia in the back of the head but Julia quickly ducks. Julia turns to Pixie and both women draw their canes back and swing for each other's heads, with the canes smashing into each other with a deadening thwack. Julia and Pixie then step forward and look each other in the eyes, their noses pressing against each other's and their canes pressing against their rival's body. They stare at each other before they shove each other backwards. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - So far both ladies neither have the advantage over the other as they both counter each others attacks.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - The way they are swinging those canes around they might think they're fucking ninja's or something!!! Get real ladies!!! I wanna see blood here!!!
[ Julia sweeps for Pixie's legs once again as Pixie leaps into the air but Julia quickly uses the end of the cane and strikes it into Pixie's chin!!! Pixie stumbles backwards holding her face as Julia nails a hard kick to Pixie's gut. Pixie doubles over as Julia then drives her cane down over Pixie's injured back, knocking Pixie to her knees. Julia then strikes Pixie again over her lower back, knocking Pixie to the canvas. Julia then smiles and heads to a corner as she climbs onto the second rope and pulls another cane from the "pot" on the steel ring post. Julia then holds two canes in her hands and approaches Pixie with a smug look on her face. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Bloody hell this doesn't appear good for the champion!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Pixie's about to get her ass whooped and I'm loving it!!!
[ Pixie crawls on the canvas and Julia places her foot on Pixie's back, causing her lay on her front in the mat. Julia then raises two canes into the air and tries to drive them down onto Pixie's back but Pixie suddenly rolls over and grabs one of the canes and pulls it towards her, flipping Julia over into the canvas and causing her to drop her second cane. Pixie then straddles Julia and uses the cane in Julia's hand to choke her across the throat with Pixie gritting her teeth as she does it. Julia struggles as her oxygen decreases and Pixie continues the hold, Julia kicks her legs but then uses her flexible to bring her legs up and wrap them around the neck of Pixie, trying to pull her down into the canvas. Pixie then shifts her body forward, placing both of her knees on either side of the cane choking Julia, applying even more pressure. Pixie then uses her free arm to reach out and grab the cane Julia dropped!! Pixie raises it into the air and slams Julia over the face with it. Julia then drops her leg lock on Pixie's neck and holds her head!!! Pixie then leaps off Julia's body, landing beside her and covering her challenger hooking the leg as Lindsey makes the count. .1 ..2
Julia gets her shoulder up. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Julia was in complete control of this match from the start, but as we saw it doesn't take much to turn the tide!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - That psycho bitch Pixie can't be underestimated just because she lacks the in ring experience of some of our diva's.
[ Julia's head begins to bleed from the cane shot as she touches her forehead and feels the blood . Pixie climbs to her feet as she brings Julia up too. Pixie grabs Julia's arm and tries to twist it into a submission but Julia elbows her and pokes her in the eyes with her two fingers. Pixie then holds her eyes, blinded as she rubs them. Julia then picks up a Singapore cane from under a turnbuckle and runs towards Pixie, swinging the cane as it connects to her stomach. Pixie holds her stomach as Julia strikes her on the back of the neck. Julia then grabs Pixie by the hair and her ring attire and runs with her towards the turnbuckle. Julia shoves Pixie towards the second turnbuckle as Pixie dodges the pad and sails through the ropes, her shoulder colliding with the steel ring post. Julia then smiles and picks up a cane as Pixie stands trapped, her shoulder hurting. Julia then swings the cane striking Pixie on her ass and then doing the same thing again only harder, spanking the champion. The fans cheer as Julia laughs her ass off!!! Julia then pulls back her cane and hits Pixie one more time before dropping the cane. Julia approaches Pixie and pulls her down into the canvas with a schoolboy as the referee counts. .1 ..2
Pixie rolls out. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Now that has to be one of the most embarrassing moments in Pixie's short career!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - And God only knows she's been in a few memorable embarrassing moments.
[ Pixie lies on her stomach, holding her butt as Julia looks annoyed. She rolls her eyes and shoves Lindsey screaming at her saying it was a three count but Lindsey is not taking any shit and she shoves Julia back. Meanwhile, Pixie climbs to her feet and she walks to the turnbuckle with a cane still under it and picks it up. Julia wipes the blood from her face and turns to face Pixie. Pixie holds up the cane to her. Julia's eyes narrow and she charges towards Pixie, but Pixie suddenly catches Julia with a drop toe, sending her flying into the canvas. Pixie then quickly locks Julia into an STF submission using the cane to pull back on Julia's neck instead of her hands. Pixie yanks back on the cane as Julia holds her neck, she tries to claw to the ropes but the cane is pulling her neck upwards so she can't see where the ropes are. Julia refuses to give up and Pixie changes the submission, she releases Julia's leg and kneels at the bottom of Julia's body, using the cane to pull Julia up and backwards as Pixie then locks on a body scissors, still using the cane across Julia's neck, trying to get Julia to submit. Julia then uses her arms and pulls the cane into the air around her neck, Pixie tries to pull it back down as the cane is raised in the air, with both women engaged in a tug-of-war. Pixie tries to pull down but Julia suddenly lets go of the cane and rolls off Pixie's body as the cane strikes Pixie in the face busting her nose up. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Bloody hell that wasn't too smart a move by Pixie.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Julia just made Pixie look like a little bitch!!!
[ The cameras cut backstage to show "The Archangel" Crimson watching on a monitor as Pixie and Julia Easter battle each other for the Women's title. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - And there you see Crimson looking on. It makes you wonder if he's watching the match hoping that Pixie gets a win or hoping to see an upset here tonight should Easter become the new Women's champion.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Either way, at least he's keeping his distance from Pixie and letting Lindsey handle the situation this time.
[ Easter bashes Pixie over the head with the cane almost knocking her out and Crimson makes a face that says "Ohhh, that must've hurt." He shakes his head and the cameras cut back to ringside. Pixie holds her face, dropping the cane as Julia brings Pixie to her feet. She whips her towards the corner as Pixie slams into the turnbuckle holding her lower back. Julia then heads to another corner and leans over the top rope picking up as many canes as her hands can carry and tosses them into the ring. Julia then repeats this until the pot is empty. She turns back to the ring as Pixie is still stricken in the corner. Julia then begins to arrange the canes on the canvas, placing them so they're laid out like a mat. Julia then heads to Pixie in the corner and nails her in the face with an elbow. Julia then props Pixie on the top rope and looks over her shoulder. She joins Pixie on the top rope and pulls her into a suplex position. Pixie suddenly fights back, nailing Julia in the side of the head with an elbow. Pixie then shoves Julia backwards as Julia lands on the canvas, stumbling. Pixie then turns and picks up two canes from the pot on the ring post. She then stands on the top rope. Julia looks up at Pixie as the champion leaps into the air with two canes in either hand, executing a double ax handle smash with both canes striking Julia in the head. Julia falls to the canvas and looks motionless as Pixie lands on her feet and falls over, holding her back. Pixie then crawls to Julia, struggling for breath and grabs her legs. Pixie then flips over Julia's body, pinning her with a bridge move. Lindsey quickly drops down and counts. .1 ..2
Julia gets her shoulders up off the mat, wrapping her arms around Pixie's waist and uses her weight to push up on the bridge. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - What an incredible display of power by Miss Easter!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Pixie better step her game up a few notches if she wants to retain her strap tonight!!!
[ Julia then rolls Pixie over and pulls her into a powerbomb position. Julia then twists Pixie into a torture rack and tries to swing her down onto the bed of canes with a sidewalk slam but Pixie lands on her feet. Pixie nails Julia with shots to her bloodstained face. Pixie then whips Julia away from the canes and into the corner. Pixie then picks up a cane from the pile and approaches Julia nailing her over the head with it as Julia looks dazed. Pixie then pulls Julia forward to her knees and rams the end of her cane into her forehead. Julia falls back to the canvas as Pixie steps over her body. Pixie then balances the cane in the turnbuckle, placing it between the gap of the second and top turnbuckle and at an angle so it stays in position. Pixie then grabs Julia by her hair and kicks her in the back of her leg, causing her to kneel in front of the cane. Pixie then picks up another cane and strikes Julia on the back of the head as Julia sits dazed, rocking slightly. Pixie then heads to the opposite corner of the ring. She runs towards Julia, hoping over the bed of canes and charges towards her challenger. Pixie leaps into the air with a drop-kick connecting to the back of Julia's head, sending Julia's face flying forward and into the cane snapping it in half. Pixie then pulls Julia out of the corner as she falls backwards and lies on the canvas. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - My God not her face!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Somebody call Dr. 90210!! She's going to need a good plastic surgeon when this is over!!!
[ Pixie drags Julia to the center of the ring, placing her next to the large square bed of canes. Pixie then picks up Julia's ankle and locks on an ankle lock and applies a leg scissors!!! Julia winches in pain as Lindsey checks if she wants to tap out!!! Pixie continues the hold, frowning as she focuses slightly as she applies it. Julia refuses to give up!!! She then uses her free arm and picks up a cane from the mat. She then turns and begins to strike Pixie's legs, and the submission loosens. Pixie applies more pressure to Julia's ankle but Julia is able to roll over. Julia boots Pixie in the face and Pixie stumbles backwards and releases the hold. Julia finds her feet, but her ankle is a mess and she's limping. Pixie holds her lower back as both women approach each other. Julia raises her cane into the air and smashes Pixie over the forehead splitting the cane in half. Pixie falls to the canvas, lying motionless as Julia smiles. She wipes the blood from her face and eyes her bed of canes. Julia then brings Pixie to her feet setting her up right over the stack of Singapore canes in the middle of the ring. In one decisive move, Julia drives Pixie into the mat with the Country Girl Revisited ( modified Diamond Cutter )!!! Julia then rolls Pixie over and covers her, hooking the legs as both women lie on top of the canes. Lindsey drops to a position to count as some of the crowd count along and half of the crowd cheers loudly. .1 ..2
3!!! ]
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - The winner of this match by pin fall, Julia Easter!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Chris, tonight we crown a brand new Women's champion!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Pixie fought valiantly Brit, but her inexperience reared it's ugly head tonight. The best diva won and her name is Julia Easter!!!
[ Julia gets to her feet and takes the Women's World title belt and raises it with one arm while she reaches down and picks up the bloodiest of canes and moves toward Pixie. Lindsey moves to intercept, but Easter whispers something to her causing her to stand aside. Julia then raises the cane as if to take one final strike on Pixie, but instead lays the cane down in front of Pixie. Setting the title on her shoulder she slowly helps Pixie to her feet, then moves back to the nearest corner and begins applauding her, an act the fans follow up with. Julia then extends a hand to be shaken. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - This is what a true champion is all about. This is a great show of sportsmanship.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - I have to give Julia credit. I had my doubts when she jumped over from the WWCF, but she's really earned my fucking respect tonight.
[ Pixie snarls at Julia and spits into the champs hand sending a huge green snot ball dripping off her hand!!! Pixie starts to laugh insanely as the fans boo the shit out of her!!! Then, exploding in a fit of rage; Lindsey assaults Pixie with a Singapore cane of her own driving it into the back of Pixie's head!!! ]
[ Lindsey continues to slam the cane into Pixie's gut possibly breaking some ribs!!! Julia tries to intervene, but Lindsey has a look of hate in her eyes as she threatens to hit Julia with the cane!!! Security floods the ring breaking the three women apart!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Bloody hell Chris, Lindsey just snapped and attacked Pixie!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - For the past week Lindsey has watched and listened to Pixie's shit and tonight Lindsey lashed out like some fucking cobra destroying her prey!!! I am sure we haven't seen or heard the last from these divas!!! I think this is just starting to heat up!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - I am getting word that Mark is meeting with his team. Let's go to the back and listen in.
[ The show swings to the back where we see the owner of the Empire Mark Choquette meeting with Crimson, Chris Blaze, Steve Heydan, Jessie Ross and Davisson Cage. ]
The owner of the Empire "The Mastermind" Mark Choquette - Guys, I've brought you all together this one last time to tell you how proud I am of all of you. No matter how this match goes down tonight, no matter who wins and what paths we all choose to take after tonight ...I'm proud of all of you. Don't ever forget that. Good luck tonight.
[ One by one they leave the room shaking Marks hand. Crimson is the last to leave as he walks up to Mark and smiles. ]
"The Archangel" Crimson - It's show time boss man.
The owner of the Empire "The Mastermind" Mark Choquette - Yah did good Cam. Yah did good.
"The Archangel" Crimson - Thanks Mark. Don't worry man, we walking out with the win tonight.
The owner of the Empire "The Mastermind" Mark Choquette - Hey, it's ok Cam. Win or lose I know that we did everything we could. I meant what I said. I'm proud of all of you.
[ Marks wife Lisa walks into the office. ]
Lisa Choquette - Mark, I have the lawyers on the phone. They say there's been an issue at the arena. Something about it not passing inspection.
[ Crimson wonders what Lisa is talking about. ]
"The Archangel" Crimson - Arena not passing inspection? What's she talking about?
The owner of the Empire "The Mastermind" Mark Choquette - Don't worry about it. Just get your ass out there and do your job ok. You let me worry about the business.
[ Mark walks off with Lisa leaving Crimson wondering what the hell is going on. Now we cut over to the General Manager of the Empire "The King" Pezzers office as he has Scorpion, CJ Kazalas, Klown, Billy Kronik and Triple H with him. ]
The General Manager of the Empire "The King" Pezzer - Ok listen up. It's time to go to war!!! I demand the best from all of you!!! There is NO failing tonight!!! Each of you will go out there and do you bloody job!!! Because if you fail me tonight, and I get exiled for a month; I promise each and every one of you that when I get back ...I will bloody well haunt each and every one of you until you fucking QUIT the Empire!!! Do I make myself perfectly clear?!
[ They all nod there heads yes ...all except for Dink Da Klown. ]
The General Manager of the Empire "The King" Pezzer - Good. Now get out there and kick some ass.
[ They all walk out of the room, but Dink stops and looks at Pezzer. ]
Dink Da Klown - You had me at hello!!!
[ Dink grabs Pezzer by his head and plants a huge kiss right on Pezzers mouth!! Dink shoves him away and we can see a huge red lip stick ring around Pezzers mouth!!! Dink laughs his ass off as he skips out of the ring. }
The General Manager of the Empire "The King" Pezzer - Bloody fucking clowns!!!
[ The show comes back to the announcers table as Phillip Greenway and Chris Simmons are standing by. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Chris, we've seen very two different speeches from the men that have each of their jobs on the line tonight!!! On one hand we have Mark, who's very grateful for what his team's done for him. And on the other side we have Pezzer, who's more the dictator of the Empire.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - I can see both sides of the coin. Mark knows that you get more out of your people when you treat them like human beings. But on the flip side, Pezzer also has a point when he treats these guys just like they are, "employees". Pezzers not here to make friends. He's here to make money. Plain and simple.
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - So as we are speeding toward Lethal Lockdown, which team do you think is going to walk out of the ppv with the win tonight?
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - I can honestly say that all week long it was close. I really thought that by looking at Team Pezzer, Crimsons team was going to kill them. But that wasn't the fact. Team Pezzer came out of the chute and kept it close. At this point I really don't know who's going to get the win. I know that I wouldn't want to be in either Mark's or Pezzers shoes right now. They must be shitting bricks!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Well it's time to get this match under way. Let's go back to the ring for this highly anticipated match!!!
In a Lethal Lockdown Match
Either Mark or Pezzer will be exiled for 30 days!!!
If Davisson Cage is pinned, then the man that pins him is the NEW United States xXx Champion!!!
If Klown scores the winning pin fall for Team Pezzer, he will get a King of the Deathmatch title shot at the next ppv!!!
If either Scorpion or Ross are pinned, then the man that pins them becomes the NEW Unified World Tag Team Champion and is allowed to choose his own partner!!!
Team Pezzer ( Triple H, C.J. Kazalas, Scorpion ( c ), Klown and Billy Kronik )
vs
Team Mark ( Crimson, Chris Blaze, Jessie Ross ( c ), Steve Heydan and Davisson Cage ( c ) )
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - The following match is set for one fall and it is a "Lethal Lockdown Match"!!! Making his way to the ring first representing Team Mark, weighing in at 295 pounds and residing in Charlotte, North Carolina. He is a former two time Worlds Heavyweight Champion and Lord of the Ring Champion, he is "The Personification of Greatness" Chris Blaze!!!
[ "I Walk Alone" by Saliva blasts over the PA as the fans begin to cheer him on. "The Personification of Greatness" Chris Blaze suddenly walks out from behind the curtain and the cheers get louder. Chris looks around with a cocky smirk on his face as he comes to the middle of the ramp and begins to taunt. Fireworks blast off behind him during the process, Chris shakes his arms rapidly as if he were controlling the fireworks himself. ]
[ The taunt finally ends as he throws his fist and one last firework goes off in unison. Chris heads down and gets into the ring. He goes over and climbs the turnbuckle and flexes every muscle on his body. He roars at the crowd as they cheers get even louder. He reacts with a smile. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Here's "The New Age Monster" Chris Blaze, Chris!!! Some have gone a far as to say that this man is the next Tank Edge!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - That's a huge statement to make considering that Tank has set the bar for all of us!!! The guys the franchise of the Empire!!!
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - And the first member for Team Pezzer. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 255 pounds from Greenwich, Connecticut, "The Game" Triple H!!!
[ "Time to play the game" by Motorhead plays as he storms out from the back with the crowd exploding to their feet. "The Game" Triple H marches down to the ring taking a swig from his water bottle and tossing it into the crowd. He stands atop the ring apron waiting for his cue and spits the water in the air. ]
[ The crowd goes nuts as he climbs into the ring and moves from turnbuckle to turnbuckle pumping up the crowd. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Here's the Game. This match wasn't something he wanted to be a part of right from the start and now he's drawn the shortest straw of them all as he has to go the distance if his team is going to win tonight.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Sucks to be him. It's time to put up or shut up. If he wants to be the best in the Empire he better damn well learn to be a team player and quick.
[ The referee gives both men their final sets of instructions telling them both that have a five minute period where it will only be them in the cage. After the five minute period is up, an additional man will enter the cage with Team Mark having the initial man advantage. Both Triple H and Chris Blaze glare at each other with hate in their eyes from across the ring. The fans are all on their feet as the referee calls for the bell to start this Lethal Lockdown match-up!!! ( ring, ring, ring )!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - And here we go!!! Four weeks in the making and it's time to see if it will be either the owner Mark or his General Manager Pezzer that gets exiled!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - What a way to get this match started!!! These two men fought their asses off at the last ppv in a Sixty Minute Iron Man match for the Rising Star title!!! Now that's a match I wont soon forget!!!
[ HHH and Blaze charge at it each other going for a lockup, but at the last second Blaze drives a knee into the exposed gut of the Game doubling him over. Blaze goes to town clubbing down onto the Games back with numerous blows to his back!! Triple H drops to one knee as Blaze measures him up and drives a huge closed fist into the Games head!! Triple H, tired of the beat down; explodes from his knees and drives a shoulder into Blazes gut taking the big man into the turnbuckle!!! Blaze has the air driven out of his lungs as the Gamer rams his shoulder into Blazes midsection three straight times!!! Blaze hangs in the corner trying to regroup as the Game backs off toward the center of the ring. Triple H charges at Blaze in the corner and goes for the Stinger Splash, but Blaze catches the Game and Spinebuster Slams the Game down to the mat!!! Both men are winded on the mat as the crowd goes wild!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - These men truly hate each other and this goes as far back as I can remember!! They are not holding anything back!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - We are just about two minutes into this match and already both men have taken a brutal beating!!!
[ Blaze gets to his feet first staking the Game with him. He whips Triple H into the corner and follows him in with a running clothesline that takes the Game about a foot off his feet!!! The crowd cheers as Blaze reels back and unleashes a huge back elbow across the Games head!!! Triple H reaches out and gouges Blazes eyes blinding him. The Game then grabs Blaze and spins him in the corner. The Game then unloads with a series of his own stiff closed fist bombs!!! The Game whips Blaze across the ring and greets him as he bounces off the ropes with a high knee!!! Blaze crashes to the mat holding his head as Triple H taunts the crowd!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - The Game has Blaze back peddling right now. You would think these guys would pace themselves more. This is going to be a long drawn out match for both these men!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Why bother doing that? This match is much about emotion as it is anything!!! The teams were built that way!!! There's a reason why these two men are on these teams and now we're seeing why.
[ The Game bounces off the ropes, leaps into the air and drops a big knee across Blazes head!!! The Game then mounts Blaze and strikes him over and over with closed fists!!! The crowd boos the Game as he takes Blaze to his feet and tries to slam his head into the unforgiving steel cage wall!!! Blaze reaches out grabbing the cage wall and stopping the impact!!! Triple H tries for it again, but again Blaze stops the crushing blow!!! Blaze reaches deep and back elbows the Game right in his gut!!! The crowd explodes as Blaze grabs the Game by the head and slams it into the cage wall!!! Triple H staggers back into the ring dizzy from the blow!!! Blaze grabs the Games head and with a running start sends him sailing over the top rope and crashing into the cage wall face first!!! Triple H bounces off the cage wall and falls back into the ring as blood pours out from a fresh wound!!! Blaze grabs the ring ropes and shakes them as he lets loose a primal scream!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Blaze is all jacked up now Chris!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - That's all Triple H needs is Blaze getting all fired up!!! Not to mention that we are just seconds away from finding out who drew the next straw for Team Mark!!!
[ The clock ticks down from
..5
.4
3 ...2 .1 and it's Jessie Ross who races down the ramp!!! ]


[ He climbs into the cage and goes right at the Game kicking away on the back of the Games head!!! Together with Blaze, they drag the Game to his feet and send him into the ropes. Together they try for a double clothesline, but the Game ducks under and hits the back ropes bouncing off and double clotheslining the two men himself!!! All three men crash to the mat and based on pure adrenaline alone the Game staggers to his feet and explodes off the ropes punting Blaze in the head!!! The Game turns to go after Ross, never expecting the man to get so quickly back to his feet; and gets blasted in the face with the Pele ( 360 flip kick )!!! The Game crumples to the mat next to Blaze!! Ross makes his way over to one of the turnbuckles and starts to rip off the padding exposing the metal buckle underneath. He then takes the Game to his feet and whips him into the corner and he slams his back into the metal buckle with a resounding crack!!. Triple H's legs give out when all the nerve endings fire all at once and he drops to the mat in severe pain!!! Jessie then drops down and locks on the Lethal Injection ( Triangle Choke ) as the crowd goes wild!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Jessie is really working over Triple H's back with this move!!! I'm not sure how much more the Game can take of this!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - He wont have to put up with it for long Brit!!! We're mere seconds away from seeing who will be representing Team Pezzer!!!
[ The clock ticks down from
..5
.4
3 ...2 .1 and it's C.J. Kazalas from Team Pezzer who now races down the ramp!!! ]
[ The referee's swing the cage door open and Kaz goes right after Jessie. Kaz bounces off the ring ropes and drives both feet into Jessie's face breaking the choke hold!!! The crowd pops as the fan favorite high flyer heads to the top rope and leaps off going for a big splash, but from out of nowhere; Chris Blaze leaps into his flight path and spears the shit out of him in midair!!! Kaz crumples to the mat holding possibly a few busted ribs!!! Blaze takes Kaz to his feet and places the much smaller man on his shoulders and plants his head right across the metal buckle in the corner with a pair of Snake Eyes!!! Kaz is busted wide open from that move as blood now covers his face!!! Blaze, still thinking about the Game; turns to go after him but instead he's greeted with a stiff kick to the gut followed by the Pedigree by Triple H!!!! The Game bends down and starts to smack talk Blaze when from behind his right knee is taken out with a vicious chop block by Jessie Ross!!! Jessie sets Triple H up and drives his bloody head into the mat with the Executor Tiger Driver ( Double Underhook Piledriver )!!! The game is shell shocked as Jessie locks the Game in the Lethal Injection ( Triangle Choke )!!! Jessie is cranking back on the hold when from out of nowhere, Kaz flies in off the ropes with a leg drop across Jessie's back forcing him to relinquish the hold!!! Kaz is proud of himself as he pounds his chest in the middle of the ring a la Eddie Guerrero's!!! He then turns back to the action only to be spun around ass over elbows by Chris Blazes monstrous running clothesline!!! Kaz spins in the air and drops right across his neck landing awkwardly!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - What a killer clothesline Chris!!! That landing could have snapped that young man's neck!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - We'll have to wait and see how that clothesline effects him in the rest of the match. Right now I don't see either team holding a distinct advantage either way!!! It's way too early in this cage match.
[ The clock ticks down from
..5
.4
3 ...2 .1 and now it's Steve Heydan representing Team Mark who rushes down the ramp!!! ]

[ Again the referee opens the cage door and Heydan climbs into the structure. Steve goes right after Kaz as he picks him up and drives him into the mat with the D-Day ( the Death Valley Driver )!!! Kaz spasms on the mat as the crowd goes wild!!! Heydan then drags Triple H to his feet and sends him into the ropes. The Game bounces off and Heydan nails him with a big back body drop!!! The Game drops flat on his back and now it's Ross who explodes off the ring ropes and drives a wicked leg drop right across the Games throat!!! Triple H is being picked apart as he flails and kicks his legs in pain!!! Blaze, Heydan and Ross all get to their feet and high five each other as Triple H and Kaz are both decimated on the mat. Heydan drags Kaz to his feet and whips the much smaller man into the corner where the metal buckle is exposed. Kaz crashes in and the buckle bites deep as you can see the pain on the young mans face!!! Heydan rushes in and clotheslines Kaz right up off his feet!!! Seconds later, Ross Irish Whips Chris Blaze in the same direction and the big man slams into Kaz with his own clothesline that shakes the entire ring!!! Kaz drops to the mat not even moving as all three men converge on the Game who is now back to his unsteady legs!!! The three men circle the Game as the crowd goes nuts!!! All at once they go after him unleashing big closed fists. The bloody Game fights back valiantly, but the odds are against him as they beat him down and start to stomp the shit out of him!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Triple H has been in this match for nearly eleven minutes now and it looks like he's been in there for well over an hour!!! Team Pezzer needs some help here and they need it bad!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Who's it going to come from Brit. All week long it's been pretty much the Scorpion and Kronik show and we both know that neither of those guys has what it takes to beat any of those guys on Team Mark!!! Triple H is getting destroyed out there and there's nobody that can save him!!!
[ The clock ticks down from
..5
.4
3 ...2 .1 and now it's Scorpion for Team Pezzer who rushes down the ramp armed with his baseball bat!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Here comes Scorpion!!! Someone needs to tell him that the bat is not legal until all ten men are in that bloody ring!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Go ahead!!! You tell him!!!
[ Scorpion rushes down to the cage and the referee refuses to open the cage door unless he drops the bat!!! Scorpion smiles at the referee, and then blasts the referee in the gut doubling him over!! Scorpion then drives the bat across the referee's back knocking him out!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Scorpion's gone nuts!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - I don't think so!!! I think it's all been a well planned ruse from the start!!! He's played the game with all of us and especially Jessie just to hold on to the titles!!!
[ Scorpion climbs into the cage and is rushed by Heydan and Blaze!!! Scorpion uses the bat and drives it into Heydan's gut!!! Scorpion then nails Blaze in the leg taking out the big man's knee dropping him to the mat. The crowd goes nuts as Scorpion then turns to face his own partner Jessie Ross!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - This is going to get ugly!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - How much more can this team take Brit!!! It's an explosive event that we are about to witness!!!
[ Scorpion swings the ball bat at Ross looking to take his friggen head clean off, but Jessie ducks out of the way and Scorp misses wildly!!! Ross counters with a side kick to Scorpions gut that forces the man in black to drop the ball bat!!! Ross picks the bat up and blasts Scorpion across the back with it!!! Scorpion drops to his knees begging Ross to stop!!! Scorp pleads with Jessie not to do it as Jessie raises the bat over his head!! Then, from off to the side; Triple H rushes Jessie and tackles him to the mat unleashing a barrage of fists that bloody Ross's face like hamburger!!! Scorpion smiles as he grabs his ball bat and helps Kaz to his feet. Kaz drags Heydan up and Irish Whips him toward Scorpion who plants the end of the bat right between Heydan's eyes busting him open!! Heydan collapses in a pool of his own blood as Scorpion laughs at him!!! Blaze staggers to his feet and sees Heydan and Ross being picked apart so he goes after Kaz grabbing the smaller man the his tights and the crop of his hair and lawn darts him into the cage wall!!! Blaze then turns back to Scorpion who plants the ball bat right off Blazes head busting the big man apart and leaves him a bloody heap as he too drops to the mat!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Just like that this cage match has made a dramatic turn Chris!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Yeah, with the fucking help of that baseball bat!! Tell me this wasn't planned all along!!!
[ Scorpion reaches into his tights and pulls out a padlock and locks the cage door shut!!! The clock ticks down from
..5
.4
3 ...2 .1 and now it's Davisson Cage representing Team Mark who rushes down the ramp!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - With that bloody cage door locked, how the hell is anybody supposed to get into the cage now?!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - I think that's the fucking point Brit!!! This is a well executed plan by Scorpion to keep Team Marks big guns out of this match for as long as they can.
[ Cage makes it all the way to the door and sees that it is locked shut!!! He shakes the cage door but it wont budge!!! He smiles at the members of Team Pezzer and then begins to climb the cage like Spiderman!!! The crowd is going nuts as Davisson Cage gets to the top of the cage. Kaz, Scorpion and Triple H wait in the ring for cage to climb down, but Cage has no intentions of climbing down into that hornets nest. Cage motions like he's taking a picture of the three men ( a la the Snap Shot ) and then leaps off the cage crashing into all three men with the Sensational Press ( Shooting Star Press )!!! All seven men lay in the center of the ring sprawled out like they were all run over by a bus!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - All three men lay in a tangled mess of blood and body parts Chris!!! Davisson Cage has not been in this match for less than a minute and he's already made one hell of an impact!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - That's my guy!!! He's one of the very best on the roster today!!! No damn question about that!!!
[ Cage is the first to his feet as he takes Scorpion with him. He sends Scorp into the ropes and nails him with a huge Atomic Drop that rocks Scorps spine!!! As Scorp stands there, Cage drops him to the mat with a very nice standing drop kick!!! Scorp rolls on the mat trying to collect himself as Cage smiles, poses and fixes his hair. With all his self admiration, he never sees Triple H come at him from behind and drive a running forearm into the back of his head dropping him to the mat!!! The Game grabs Cage and takes him to the ropes whipping him off. On the rebound, the Game slams Cage into the mat with a huge Spinebuster Slam!!! The Game mounts Cage and starts to beat on him with huge closed fists!!! Then, Jessie Ross explodes at him nailing him with a Shining Wizard!!! Now isn't Jessie turn as he sets the Game up for the Executor Tiger Driver ( Double Underhook Piledriver )!!! Just as he's about to implant the Game, Kaz shoots in at Ross blasting him with a Bulldog from behind!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Things are getting more and more chaotic as this match progresses!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Right now there's seven guys in that ring and bodies are flying everywhere!!! Can you just picture what it's about to be like when ten guys are in that ring and then the ceiling drops?!
[ The clock ticks down from
..5
.4
3 ...2 .1 and now it's Billy Kronik for Team Pezzer who rushes down the ramp with another referee right behind him. ]
[ The referee is armed with bolt cutters as he chops the lock in half and opens the cage door for Kronik!!! Kronik smiles and then slams the referee's head against the cage wall knocking his ass out!!! Kronik then takes the bolt cutters and climbs into the cage armed and dangerous!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Bolt cutters? First baseball bats and now bolt cutters?!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Team Pezzer is pulling out all the stops tonight!!! It seems that Nick has his team well prepared for anything!!!
[ Kaz drags Jessie to his knees and holds him there for Kronik as Billy climbs through the ring ropes. Billy cranks back and blasts Jessie in the head with the bolt cutters busting him open!!! Kaz high five's Kronik as Jessie slumps to the mat!!! Without warning, Heydan charges both men!!! Kronik side steps Heydan, which allows Heydan to Gore Kaz right into the metal turnbuckle!!! The crowd is going nuts as Heydan takes Kaz's head and slams it over and over into the metal buckle splitting his head open!!! Kronik comes at Heydan from behind trying to grab him, but Steve snaps off a back elbow right to the mouth of Kronik that leaves him with a bloody mouth!!! Kronik staggers around holding his mouth and as he turns around, Chris Blaze sets him up and drives him into the mat with the Blaze of Glory ( the Batista Bomb )!!! The crowd goes nuts as Blaze shakes the ring ropes screaming!!! Scorpion comes in and grabs him from behind leveling him with the Blackout ( the Scorpion Death Drop )!!! Davisson Cage is up and as Scorpion turns in his direction, Cage destroys him with the Picture Perfect Ending ( The Moonlight Drive )!!! Scorpion, Kaz and Kronik are all out on the mat as Cage, Heydan and Blaze help Jessie to his feet. Across the ring, Triple H is the last man standing for Team Pezzer. All the members of Team Mark start walking toward the Game and he panics and tries to climb the cage!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Looks to me like Triple H doesn't want anything to do with this match anymore!!! He's heading for the hills!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - He was against being in this match from the start, and he's no dumb man. He's going to get the hell out of here so that he can live to fight another day. Staying in that damn cage is just signing his death warrant!!!
[ Triple H manages to get to the top of the cage when, the clock ticks down from
..5
.4
3 ...2 .1 and Crimson representing the last man for Team Mark storms down the ramp pointing up at the Game!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Triple H is bloody well screwed now!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - That poor fucker's got nowhere to go now!!! The end game is drawing near and he's fucked!!!
[ Crimson leaps at the cage wall and begins to climb!!! It doesn't take the fresh man long to get to the top of the cage and go right at Triple H. They both start to exchange massive blows, but the Game is exhausted as Crimsons blows start to rock him. Triple H swings wildly as Crimson ducks under it. Crimson reaches out, grabs the Game by his throat and choke slams him right off the cage and down through the timekeepers table!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - For the love of God Chris, Triple H could be dead right now!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - He wanted out of the cage, he's out now!!! Not the route he wanted to take I bet.
[ Crimson begins to climb down inside the cage as the remaining members of his team begin to dismantle Pezzers team like a pack of hungry wolves!!! Crimson hits the mat and begins barking instructions at his men!!! Suddenly, the clock ticks down from
..5
.4
3 ...2 .1 and now it's Dink Da Klown for Team Pezzer who bee-bops down the ramp toward the ring armed with a Super Soaker!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - This damn crazy ass clown is back in the Empire!!! I had thought we had seen the last of this crazy little bastard when Xander sent him away on that cargo ship!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - He's like a bad sexual disease Brit!!! No matter what you do, it always seems to come back!!!
[ On the way down to the ring, Dink takes some time to soak the fans along the ramp way. Pumping and spraying and spraying and pumping!!! Dink walks up the ring steps and stands in the cages doorway watching Team Mark beat down the remaining members of Team Pezzer. All five men stop their killing crusade and look up at the midget as he steps through the ropes. Crimson motions for his army to back off as the cage ceiling starts to lower bringing down it's arsenal of weapons with it. His four men do as they are told and Crimson stands alone in the center of the ring with his four foot soldiers watching his back. The four men that consist of Pezzers team stagger to their feet. Dink smiles and then lashes out at Kaz first hitting him with Da Dink Punch ( full force punch to the groin )!!! The crowd pops as Crimson smiles at Dink and the turn on Team Pezzer has begun!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - That little sneaky bastard just turned on his own team mates!!! How could this have happened?
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Give me a break Brit. Somebody got to him!!! Somebody paid his ass off!!!
[ Kronik goes after Dink, but the attack is short lived as Dink nails Kronik with the Knee Cracka that drops Billy to his knees!!! Dink then rushes at Kronik and nails him with the Ballz on Ya Chin ( flying knee to the face ) that drives Kroniks head into the mat!!! Scorpion is back on his feet and has no intention of letting this little fucking clown do anything perverted to him, so he begins climbing the cage. Crimson sees him going up and follows him close behind. Finding a slim opening in the top they make their way out of the cage itself and up onto the top of it where a couple of tables, a ladder, and a few other items lay scattered across the steel structure. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Scorpion better get the hell out of there because Crimson is bearing down on him!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - There's no damn way Crimson is going to let Scorp get away that easy!! This kid shot his fucking mouth off all week and now it's his turn to pay!!!
[ Scorpion is the first to climb to his feet. As he grabs a table and attempts to set it up, he gets blind sided by Crimson. Crimson sets the table up, then walks over to Scorpion kicking him a couple of times before grabbing him by the hair pulling him to his feet. The two start trading licks but Crimson gets the upper hand and kicks him in the gut, then lays him across the table. Crimson then goes for the ladder setting it up. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - What the bloody hell does Crimson think he's about to do?!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - What the fuck do you think he's about to do, Brit? He's going to climb that ladder, spread his wings, and fly!
[ Crimson slowly ascends the ladder as it wobbles keeping a close eye on Scorpion who is still lying motionless on the table. Crimson gets to the top but he doesn't stop there. He reaches for the steel structure overhead and pulls himself up onto it. The ladder topples and falls over as it drops all the way down to the floor below. Crimson climbs to his feet on the top of the steel truss and sizes Scorpion up. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - He's gonna go for it! I can't believe this, he's gonna go for it!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - You've got to stop this, Crimson! This is insane!
[ Crimson spreads his wings ( arms ) and flashes the devils horns before diving off with a flying elbow drop!!! The table explodes all around them and the impact causes the roof of the cage to collapse inward sending both men, the shattered table and a number of assorted steel chairs and other weapons crashing down into the center of the ring!!! The crowd erupts chanting
]
The sold out crowd - HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - This is crazy!!! First Triple H is sent sailing off the top of the cage and now both Scorpion and Crimson are sent crashing THROUGH the cage!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - There isn't a single member of team Pezzer that's left standing!!
[ The remaining members of Team Mark start digging through the debris field uncovering their leader Crimson. The referee is the first to spot the two men as he drops down for the count. .1 ..2 ..2 ¾
Billy Kronik swoops in and slams a steel chair across Crimsons head stopping the count. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - What a timely save by Billy Kronik!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - He's finally done something right!!!
[ Billy stands over Crimson who's holding his head. Billy rears back with the steel chair and is just about to slam the chair down again when Heydan comes in with a trash can and smashes it on Billy's head bending it in half!!! The crowd roars as Heydan watches Billy topple to the mat. Heydan bends down to pick Kronik up when Kaz flies off the top rope and nails Heydan with a steel chair assisted leg drop that drops Heydan like a ton of bricks!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Where the hell did he come from?!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - This kid's like grease lightning!!! Quickest in the Empire.
[ Kaz stands over Heydan and raises the chair in the air celebrating when Dink rushes in and bites Kaz on the ass!!! Kaz screams out in pain as he tries to wiggle out of the ass bite!!! He tries to rush across the ring, but is abruptly met with a Chris Blaze clothesline that decapitates the young superstar!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Chris Blaze just handed Kaz his head!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - After being in this match for nearly thirty minutes, Chris Blaze is still the most powerful man in that cage!!! He is truly amazing!!!
[ Back in the ring, Crimson staggers to his feet as he sees Blaze standing over Heydan and Kaz. Jessie walks up to him and pats him on the shoulder congratulating him. Blaze sneers at Jessie, and then unloads with a tremendous clothesline that spins Jessie around and sends him right onto the back of his neck!!! The crowd is in shock as Davisson Cage grabs Blazes arm, only to be leveled for his troubles with another short arm clothesline!!! Cage is on the mat holding onto his jaw and seeing stars!!! Dink goes after Blaze and starts to unload with chops and kicks into Blazes tree trunk sized legs!!! Blaze is annoyed by this midget so he lifts Dink up and sends him bouncing off the cage wall!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - I can't believe this!!! Chris Blaze has just turned on the entire team!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - This animal hasn't been right since he lost to Hardy a few weeks ago!! Something snapped in his head!!!
[ Crimson cannot believe what the fuck is going on and he goes right at Blaze bumping chests with him and getting in each others faces!!! Blaze pies faces Crimson shoving him aside!!! Crimson retaliates and bitch slaps Blaze. Blaze rubs his jaw and then smiles at Crimson nodding his head like he's saying OK fucker. Let's do this!!!. They start to circle the ring avoiding bodies and debris when from behind, Triple H blasts Crimson in the back of the head with his sledgehammer!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - I thought the Game was out of this match!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Never count the Game out of anything!!! He's got some uncanny regenerative abilities!!!
[ Blaze smiles at triple h and the Game smiles back at him. Blaze then grabs Crimson and nails the Blaze of Glory ( the Batista Bomb ) on his one time partner!!! The crowd boos their asses off as Blaze motions to Triple H that this match is over for him. Blaze kicks the cage door open and he storms out of the ring and heads up the ramp as the Game goes for the cover on Crimson. .1 ..2
2.99
Crimson just gets his shoulder up in time!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - I can't believe this!!! Crimson's still in this!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Look at Blaze!!!! He's just as shocked as Triple H is!!!
[ Blaze storms back toward the ring and reaches for the door to the cage when Dink launches his little pudgy body at the cage door and slams it right into Blaze knocking him down!!! The crowd erupts as Dink bounces up and down dry humping Blaze riding him like a show pony!!! Back in the ring, Triple H sets Crimson up for the Pedigree, but Crimson powers the Game up and over into a back body drop!!! The crowd is going ape shit as Crimson drops to one knee holding on to his lower back in pain. The Game gets to his feet and charges at Crimson, who has grabbed the Games sledgehammer. Crimson jumps up, spins around and pops the Game right in the head with the hammer knocking his ass out cold!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - This could be it!!! This could be the shot heard around the world!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - This may be the shot that finally sets things right in the Empire!!!
[ Crimson drops down on top of the Game and motions for the referee to make the cover. .1 ..2
3!!! The crowd goes banana's as Crimson has won the match for his team!!! ]
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - The winner of this match by pin fall, Team Mark!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - It's over!!! Pezzer's bloody tyranny is finally over!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Christ sakes what a fucking match!!! I never thought this match was going to end!!! This is why the Empire is the best damn fed in the world today!!! I'm fucking exhausted just watching this match!!!
[ Back in the ring, Crimson, Heydan, Ross and Cage celebrate as the crowd goes nuts. Outside the ring, Blaze is pissed as he storms back up the ramp way cursing himself for not finishing Crimson when he had his chance. Dink laughs at his ass as he garbs his super soaker and shoots it up the ramp at Blaze!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Chris, I am hearing that Redentor and Abaddon are up on deck!!! It looks like that this match is coming to an end!!! Let's see how the finish goes down!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Man I can't wait for this!! One of these guys are going swimming!!! I'm glad it's not me!!!!
[ The cameras zoom to the upper deck region of the ship where we see Redentor staggering around holding onto his bloody hand. ]
[ The hand will not stop bleeding as he's leaving a trail of blood behind him. Redentor rips his shirt off and wraps his hand in it tying a knot in the shirt to try and compress the open wound. He looks up and just in time as Abaddon swings an oar at Redentor's head missing by mere inches!!!! ]

[ The oar cracks against the railing and snaps in half!!! Abaddon then starts jabbing and poking at Redentor with the busted oar like it's a spear!! Redentor climbs up onto the railing and starts to balance himself and stutter step away from the crazed big man. Abaddon tries to do the same as he too climbs up onto the railing and tries to balance his big ass up there. He weebles and wobbles using the busted oar to balance himself. Redentor sees an opening and gets a running start and leaps into the air swinging around on an exposed cable and kicking Abaddon in the chest!!! Abaddon starts to fall back, but hooks his busted oar onto the railing and holds on for dear life being just seconds away from being sent into the ocean!!! Redentor cannot believe his luck as he sees Abaddon holding on!!! Redentor looks around for something, anything he can get his hands on. Then he spots it. Redentor climbs up onto a second cat walk and starts to untie a life boat. Redentor climbs inside the lifeboat and peers down at Abaddon with hate. Abaddon's eyes bulge out of his head as he watches Redentor untie the last rope letting the life boat sail right at Abaddon like a missile!!! The life boat strikes Abaddon square in the chest sending the big man sailing off the ship and into the ocean!!! The referee on hand quickly makes sure this time that Abaddon is in the drink and he calls for the bell handing Redentor back his title belt!!! ]
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - The winner of this match by sending Abaddon into the ocean, and STILL King of the Deathmatch Champion Redentor!!!
[ The referee tosses Abaddon a life vest as he slowly drifts away from the big cruise ship. EMT's rush over to Redentor to tend to the massive stab wound on his hand. The show comes back to the announcers table as Phillip Greenway and Chris Simmons are standing by. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - What a match Chris!!! We all watched as this title match took us half way around the ship with Abaddon's eventual defeat and a little swim in the Pacific ocean!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - I can honestly say that they tried to fucking kill each other. Redentor could lose a hand out of all this. This is fucking crazy shit!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Chris, up next is tonight's main event of the evening!!! Drake Connors is putting his Emperor's Crown title on the line against Richy inside a steel cage!!! In order to win this match, you must climb the twenty foot ladder and claim the belt!!! But that's not all. Around the ring there is a mot filled with deadly bull sharks!!! There's one way in and NO way out!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Drake and Richy both wanted to make sure that this match was going to blow the roof off the Empire. It stinks that Richy hasn't been himself these past few weeks. I think that Drake is going to have a very easy night ahead of him.
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Well Daisy and the referee are ready to get things started so let's go back to the ring for tonight's featured bout!!!
For the Emperors Crown Title
in a No Escape Hardcore Cage Match
In order to win, you must climb the twenty foot ladder and claim the title belt.
Also, the ring will be surrounded by a shark infested moat!!!
Drake Connors ( c ) vs Richy
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - The following match is set for one fall and it is for the Emperor's Crown Championship. This match will be contested under a "No Escape Hardcore Cage match rules" where the winner MUST climb the ladder and claim the belt to win the match.Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 235 pounds and residing in Inverness Scotland. "The King" Richy!!!
[ Pyro's explodes on stage as "Getting Away With Murder" by Papa Roach hits the PA. There is then mixed reaction from the crowd as "The King" Richy steps onto the stage, looking at the ring for a moment before he begins walking down the ramp. ]
[ He reacts with the percentage of the crowd which want to, when getting into the ring his music stops playing and he waits. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - And here comes the challenger!!! For the past three months Richy has been the staple in the Empire. But for the last two weeks he's been anything but that. Quite a disappointment I have to say.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Something happened to Richy that made this guy drop off the face of the Earth. He was so focused for weeks on end, but he just seemed to lose his heart. I think Drake is going to take this match easily.
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - And his opponent, now making his way to the ring first, weighing in at 275 pounds, he is a member of the Seraphim, the reigning and defending Emperors Crown Champion "The Dark Angel" Drake Connors!!!
[ The lights in the arena goes dark as the opening chords of Drowning Pool's "The Man Without Fear" hits the PA. The Tron lights up with a staticky image of the reigning and defending Emperors Crown Champion "The Dark Angel" Drake Connors. ]
**GO!!
Can you feel it, the perfect day
Scratch the leaves, the paper tears
The world I'm feeling starts giving way
A perfect day
A perfect day!
Suddenly you rule the universe
Everything was shapeless is now clear
I visualize with a drop of sound
I am The Man Without Fear**
[ The Tron begins to show the high-risk, high-impact moves that Connors is known for. The fans get to their feet and begin to cheer wildly, some chanting "GET SHOOK!" and others screaming "NOTHING SACRED WILL NEVER DIE!" ]
**You can't hurt me ( NO )
You can't stop me ( NO )
You can't beat me ( NO )
You can't bring me DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon Daredevil
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon Daredevil**
[ Drake comes charging out of the back, wearing nothing but a pair of jeans and steel toed black combat boots. He pauses on the ramp, banging his head, pointing to the fans. ]
**Slowly she takes my hand
Delicate features in this rain
I lose everything can I dream
The voices scream
The voices shout
Suddenly you're shot irreparably
Everything was evil now clear
I hear the darkness without sound
I am The Man Without Fear
You can't hurt me ( NO )
You can't stop me ( NO )
You can't beat me ( NO )
You can't bring me DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!**
[ Drake nods, throwing up the devil horns. He points at the Tron, where the highlight reel is showing a bloody Drake dominating in the Hardcore division. ]
**C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon Daredevil
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon Daredevil
Justice is blind..
But I trust you
Justice is blind
But I trust you**
[ Drake shouts with his fists up in the air as the chorus kicks in again, and blue pyro shoots up to the rafters from the entrance ramp! ]
**C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon Daredevil
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon Daredevil**
See The Man...Without Fear!
See The Man...Without Fear!**
[ A HUGE burst of gold pyro shoots from the ramp as Drake runs down to the ring all high-energy, slapping hands with fans, pausing to chat with those holding Nothing Sacred signs. He reaches the ring just as the chorus kicks in one last time. ]
**C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon**
[ On the final note of the song, Drake lets off a primal shout to the fans, as blue pyro explodes from all four ring posts. Drake then leans on the turnbuckle in his corner casually, eyeballing his opponent with a dismissive air. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - And here comes the young champion!!! Is there anything Richy can do to upset the champ tonight?
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Honestly, short of pulling out a shot gun and shooting Drake; NO!!!
[ Both men are in the ring and Drake hands his Emperor's Crown championship belt to the referee for possibly the very last time. The referee takes the title and shows it to Richy who slaps the belt. The referee then raises the title in the air showing it to all the fans in the arena and the entire viewing audience. ]
[ The referee then clips the belt to the cable and motions for it to be raised high above the ring. ]
[ He turns back to the wrestlers giving them their final set of instructions. After, he motions for the ringside attendants to prepare the ring. Two rather young men set the twenty foot ladder up in the ring while the steel cage is being lowered. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - I am getting chills down my back just watching this cage being dropped.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Just imagine what's going through these two men's heads Brit. These guys have waited so long for this moment and they are now just minutes away.
[ The cage lands in place and now the ringside attendants start ripping up the flooring outside the ring one section at a time. As the flooring is removed, the viewing audience can see a mot around the ring just about five feet deep. Inside the mot swims a half dozen Zambezi sharks!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - I thought that the whole bloody shark thing was a well planned hoax by the staff just to sell tickets!!! I never thought that we would actually have sharks in the arena!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Never underestimate the power of the Empire!!! These sharks are highly fucking aggressive too boot. They are the Zambezi sharks, or better known as Bull sharks. They are rated as one if not the most fucking aggressive shark on the planet. Neither Richy nor Drake are going to want anything to do with those fuckers!!
[ Back in the ring, we see Drake limbering up stretching out and bouncing on the balls of his feet. Richy is also limbering up as he grabs the top ring ropes and pulls hard on them stretching out of arms and back. With the cage securely in place, the ladder in position and the flooring taken up letting the sharks join this match; the referee calls for the bell to get this main event under way!!! ( ring, ring, ring )!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Here we go!!! This is for the biggest prize in the Empire today!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - You're right!!! Even though this match is being over shadowed by tonight's Lethal Lockdown match, it's still for the most coveted title in the business.
[ The two men quickly begin circling each other. Drake takes a swat at Richy's hand, but Richy slaps it away. Drake feints a side kick, and Richy quickly steps to the side anticipating a blow. Drake smiles at Richy seeing the man respecting his martial arts skills. The two men lock up and it seems that they both are equal in strength with neither of them overpowering the other. Drake quickly spins around in a go-behind trying for a take down, but Richy blocks the move and rushes the ropes with Drake still wrapped around his waist. As the two men hit the ropes, Richy holds on to the top rope and Drake spins off rolling down to the mat and continuing to roll right back to his feet. Richy anticipates the move and tries to behead Drake with his Aftershock ( Sweet Chin Music ), but Drake ducks under it and grabs Richy's leg, leg whipping him to the mat!!! Richy quickly gets back to his feet as Drake also gets back to a defensive stance. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Richy went for the early knock out blow, but Drake is just too good to be caught off guard with that!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - There's a reason why Drakes the champion and it's not because he's a dumb guy. Richy better think of something better than that if he's going to take the title from the champ tonight!!!
[ Again the two men tie up in the center of the ring. Richy gets the upper hand and sends Drake into the ropes. Drake bounces off and ducks under Richy's attempted clothesline. Drake leaps up onto the top rope and springboards off sailing back at Richy pounding his jaw with a spinning kick that drops the challenger!!! Richy tries getting to his feet, but ends up laying across the second rope gasping for air!!! Drake explodes at him, spins through the ring ropes and nails the Face breaker ( 6.1.9. )!!! The fans go wild as Richy flops back into the ring holding his face!!! Drake is all over his ass like a cheap suit as he grabs Richy by his hair and drags him to a standing position. With his head in his hands, Drake drives three straight knee shots right into the face of Richy busting his nose all up!! Blood pours from Richy's nose!!! Drake then takes Richy by his head and sends him sailing over the top rope and right into the cage wall like a lawn dart!!! Richy's head bounces off the cage and a fresh bloody wound on his forehead is opened up!!! Richy crashes down to the mat wedged between the ring ropes and the cage!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Richy is taking an incredible beating in this match Chris!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Like I said early on. It seems for the past few weeks Richy has lost focus. It's like he's not even the same guy!!!
[ Drake grabs Richy by the head placing his face against the top rope. Drake then drags Richy's face back and forth across the ropes giving him an incredible rope burn on his face!!! Blood smears the ropes, Drake and Richy but it doesn't stop the champion from ramming Richy's head into the corner turnbuckle!!! Richy has no idea where he's at!!! Drake grabs Richy and places him limply on the top rope. The crowd erupts to their feet as Drake follows him up. Cameras flashes pop off as Drake drives Richy into the mat with the Megaplex ( modified superplex from top turnbuckle )!!! Richy is a mess on the mat as he arches his back in pain!!! Drake nip ups to his feet as the crowd goes nuts!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Drake is annihilating Richy tonight!!! This is an embarrassment to Richy's long storied career!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - We've seen it happen too many times at the last few ppv's Brit. It happened when Richy faced Pezzer and again when Richy faced Go-D!!! Now the tables are turned and the same damn thing is happening to him!!! I'm sure this isn't how Richy planned for this match to go down!!!
[ Drake eyes the ladder and walks over to it. He peers all the way to the top and sees his belt hanging there twenty five feet above the ring!!! The crowd is going wild as he starts his long climb!!! He reaches the top of the ladder balancing himself on the very top step!!! He reaches out with one hand and grabs the title, but at the same time looks back down at Richy!!! Drake smiles at his belt and mouths the words
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The Emperor's Crown Champion, "The Dark Angel" Drake Connors - I'll be right back!!!
[ Drake turns himself positioning himself on the top of the ladder and pears down at Richy. He smiles and points down at him. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - What the hell? What's he going to do?
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - I knew he was nuts but this is the toping on the cake!!!
[ Drake leaps off the ladder and sails all twenty odd feet through the air and crashes down on top of Richy with his patented Fallen Angel ( The Swanton Bomb )!!! The fans roar to their feet as both champion and challenger are both flopping around on the mat each holding their midsections!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Drake damn near killed himself with that leap!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - He's here tonight not just to beat Richy and win his title, but he's here to make the statement that he's the best damn superstar in the Empire today!!!
[ Drake staggers to his feet, stumbles back into the ropes; and then darts right at Richy spinning through with his Wheel of Fate ( The Rolling Thunder )!!! The sold out crowd hasn't stop cheering for Drake since the start of the match!!! Drake gets to his feet and motions that this match is OVER!!! He grabs the ladder and begins to climb. About halfway up the ladder, he sees Richy use the ring ropes to stumble to his feet. Drake jumps off the ladder, springboards off the top rope and decimates Richy with a Hurricanranna!!! The crowd gives him a standing ovation as he stands in the center of the ring with his arms out wide screaming at the top of his lungs releasing all the pent up rage!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Drake has kicked it up to a whole new level tonight!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Looking up and down the roster, I don't know if anyone can stop his reign!!! He could be champion for a long damn time!!!
[ Drake positions himself in a martial arts stance with his legs spread wide and his hands out in a twisted pose. Richy, bloody, battered and badly beaten barely can get to his feet. But when he does, Drake destroys his face with the Withering Palm ( Open Hand Palm Strike ) that flattens the already shattered nose of Richy!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Enough's enough already!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Did anyone tell Richy it was enough last week when he laid Drake out? I didn't think so!!! Keep kicking his ass Drake!!!
[ Drake has an intense look of anger in his eyes as he walks over to the turnbuckle and rips the padding off. He then takes Richy to his feet and drags his limp body toward the corner. Lifting Richy off his feet, Drake drops Richy right across the steel buckle a la Snake Eyes!!!! Richy's face is an awful mess as he drops to the mat holding his face with blood gushing out!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Oh the blood loss is incredible!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - I can honestly say that I have never seen Richy take such a beating in all my career.
[ Richy has no life left in him as he lays motionless on the mat. Drake grabs a handful of Richy's hair using that to bring Richy to his feet. Then, the cameras pan to the stage as we see the beaten Chief of Staff Shane McMahon come limping out still showing signs of his brutal match with Tank. ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - It appears that Shane wants to get a closer look at what's going on in the ring.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - I think Shane hasn't forgotten what Drake did to his Thrillers in the Gauntlet match.
[ Drake sees Shane, smiles and then obliterates Richy with the Halo Breaker ( kick to the gut chained to modified inverted neck breaker )!!! Drake climbs to his feet and pops off a number of DX style chops at Shane before heading toward the ladder. Drake checks the ladder for stability and then ascends it. It only takes a minute for Drake to reach the top of the ladder and win back his prize!!! ]
"The Southern Belle" Daisy Hayes - The winner of this match by capturing the title belt, and STILL Emperors Crown Champion "The Dark Angel" Drake Connors!!!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - I think if we call this match an easy win for Drake it would be a gross understatement Chris.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - You know, sometimes the hype is bigger than the match itself. And in this case, our expectations were so high that this feels like an incredible let down.
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Looking back at the last few ppv's, there have been a number of matches that the staff hyped the shit out of but they failed to meet their billing. And we spoke about tonight about two of those matches and Richy was involved in both of them. How can the staff better prepare for matches like this?
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - I really don't think that there's much the staff can do about it. They hire these guy expecting them to show up and do their jobs. It's not the staffs fault if these guys go ass up on them. Why join any company if you're not going to give 100%.
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - What about the older guys making comebacks to the Empire? We have now seen Go-D, Pezzer and Page all come back to the Empire and basically go bust with the exception of Pezzer who is now exiled from the fed.
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Again it's the staff trying to put asses in seats and they feel that by bringing back some of the stars that made the Empire what it was can do that. The problem is, these guys lack the drive to sustain at a competitive level. Like we saw Page do this month. Great the first week, and down hill ever since until he was cut last week. It's just too bad the staff feels the need to push these older guys. They have some great young talent right under their noses.
[ Drake climbs down off the ladder and leaves the cage walking right past a very pissed off Shane McMahon. Both men exchange glances at each other, but no acts of violence are made. Back in the ring, Richy manages to bring his beaten body to his knees. He motions to the crowd thanking them for their support, but they just start singing
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The crowd - Nah, nah, nah, nah!!! Nah, nah, nah, nah!!! Hey, hey!!! GOODBYE!!!!
[ Richy shakes his head knowing he got what he deserved and he stagers to the cage door. He makes his way down the ring steps and starts to make his way across the platform crossing the shark mot when all of a sudden a hooded man leaps the guardrail and blocks Richy's path!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Who the bloody hell!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - This doesn't look good!!! Richy just got his ass handed to him by Drake and now this clown's out here?! I bet it's Jaime Conwell under that fucking hood!!!
[ Richy starts to mouth off at the man, seemingly knowing who it is under the hood. Richy then spats a huge blood ball onto the mans chest!!! Richy smiles, but that's all it takes as the man T.K.O.'s Richy with a big boot that sends Richy falling into the mot!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Not the mot!!! Swim Richy!! Swim for your life!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Those are fucking Bull sharks you idiot!!! You can't out swim them!!!
[ The sharks attack Richy in a feeding frenzy and we hear his screams as he's torn apart echo throughout the arena. ]
[ The man behind the hood reveals himself to be
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[ ...Tony Tran!!!! ]
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Bloody hell!!! That's Tony Tran, Chris!!! Tony Tran is back in the Empire!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - If he just took out Richy, what does that mean for Drake?!
"British Royalty" Phillip Greenway - Folks, thanks for watching another star studded ppv brought to you by the Empire!!! We invite you all back in one month for our next ppv entitled, Free Reign!!! And as always, you can tune in to your local TV networks and watch us every Saturday night as Adrenaline comes your way. Until then, good night everyone!!!
"The Messiah" Chris Simmons - Peace out bitches!!!
*****About an hour after the show went off the air.*****
[ The scene fades in the ship's boiler room. Standing there in the steamy, clanking darkness is a nervous looking Mark Choquette. In his hands is an Empire contract. Suddenly, laughter echoes out around him, causing him to look around wildly, as Dink Da Klown steps out of the shadows. ]
Dink Da Klown - BOO!
[ Mark flinches a bit. Dinky points at the contract in Mark's hand. ]
Dink Da Klown - Dat what I think it is?
[ Mark nods. ]
The owner of the Empire "The Mastermind" Mark Choquette - Yes... Sign this contract, and you and I have ourselves a deal.
[ Dink grins. ]
Dink Da Klown - Good... I did my part, an' I'm glad dat you decided ta keep your end a' da bargain, Marky. Ya know, ya ain't like Pezzer... You'se a stand up guy. If youse had tried ta screw me... I'd have punched ya... INNA DICK!
[ Dinky waved his little fist at Mark's crotch region. Mark flinched a bit. Dink chuckled. ]
Dink Da Klown - Gimme dat contract!
[ Mark hands the contract to the little man. Dink looked at him expectantly. Mark waited. Dink cleared his throat. ]
Dink Da Klown - Well? I ain't gotta PEN in dis monkey suit!
The owner of the Empire "The Mastermind" Mark Choquette - Oh! Sorry... Here ya go, little guy.
[ Mark hands a pen over to to Dink, who was glaring at Mark for the "little guy" comment. Grumbling, Dink let it slide. Slapping the contract up against a wall, he held it there and signed it with a flourish. Dink handed the contract back to Mark with a smile. Mark waited expectantly. Dink looked up at him. Mark tapped his foot. ]
The owner of the Empire "The Mastermind" Mark Choquette - My pen?
[ Dink, who was about to slip the gold-plated pen down the front of his unitard, chuckled sheepishly and handed it over. The scene fades to black as Mark walks away with the signed contract and pen in hand, with Dink watching him, a triumphant smile on his face. The ppv goes off the air as we see a promotional poster of next months ppv event ... ]
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